Jimmy Puppy
Le Toucan   Stari Bohorodchany, Ivano-Frankivs'ka Oblast', Ukraine
 
 
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DO NOT ADD ME FOR CLOCKWORK SCHEMA SUPPORT!
Lookout for imposters! I am the real Derty Mike/Fucc Man Jones.
Do not add me for trades. Send me a trade offer instead.
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I AM THE GOD OF HELLFIRE


C24:25.KING-1 radios on tac: "<:: I don't care if I get a 99, there is 10 pizzas for everybody in the canteen. Come get yours. ::>" Dispatch radios on command: "<:: KING 1 charged with 99; 12 SC deducted, Family status endagered. ::>"


Responsibility's cool, but theres more things in life Like gettin your dick rode all fuckin night


*** Nicce Arppei would turn around. His skin, reflective like the water off a fine lake, would almost blind the indivuduals who DARE to gaze upon him. His uniform, obviously ruined from years and years of hard work, Would be drenched in the hard earned sweat of preaching all day, hoping those to pick up on the glorious words he preaches. As he begins to turn, he is visibly sweaty, leaving behind the swift, running trail of water. It'd remind you of that of a river, furiously, but also soft and passionate. He'd begin to make his approach to the wall, the soft "CLick clavk click clack click clack click clack" as he does so echoes so softly across the chamber-like room. He'd eventually meet the wall, his eyes almost plastered to it like that of glue and a sticker to a piece of lined paper in a grade 2 science fair project, you know what I mean, the one you ended up failing becuase you didn't know what the word "Eon" meant, despite being told OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN. Eventually, he'd place his sweaty palms against the wa




Dunka Mc Bunka
We are proud to announce that Derty Harry™ has been sold to Fucc Man and Friends™ for one weed, thank you.
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╱╳╲ Що знати про мене⠀╱╳╲ ⎯ ⠀❐⠀⤬
**Today, you people are no longer Bob Good fans. Today, you are Minges You're part of a brotherhood. From now on until the day you die, wherever you are, every Minge is your brother. Most of you will go to LemonPunch and Shockcore. Some of you will not come back. But always remember this: Minges get banned. That's what we're here for. But the Minge Corps lives forever. And that means YOU live forever.
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Friend Request Rules
✅ I don't accept random friend requests. Please leave a comment down below before adding me
✅ I only accept friend requests from people Level 3 and up, got it, PUNK?
✅ I will accept most friend requests but don't add me if you're a skadouchebag.
NO private profiles. There may be exceptions.
❌ Don't spam me with game invites, Mortal.
❌ Do not add me for trading. Send me a trade offer here, Mortal.

Trade Rules
• You must have at least 300 hours in the game you're trading items from.
• No private profiles.
• No private inventories.
• Do not send me your bp.tf inventory until after I see your Steam inventory! I want to see your STEAM INVENTORY first.
• Offer me items from the game you're trading items from and that game only. I don't accept Paypal or steam games.
• No external links.
• All scam attempts will be sent straight to SteamRep, so don't try me nerds.

Failed Scam Attempts
WASTED #1 [forums.steamrep.com]
WASTED #2 [forums.steamrep.com]
Items Up For Trade
454
Items Owned
745
Trades Made
886
Market Transactions
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Sebboh Jun 22 @ 6:02pm 
wtf? won't carry me in fortnite? -rep for being a horrible person
wtf? won't carry me in fortnite? -rep for being a horrible person
wtf? won't carry me in fortnite? -rep for being a horrible person
wtf? won't carry me in fortnite? -rep for being a horrible person
wtf? won't carry me in fortnite? -rep for being a horrible person
wtf? won't carry me in fortnite? -rep for being a horrible person
wtf? won't carry me in fortnite? -rep for being a horrible person
wtf? won't carry me in fortnite? -rep for being a horrible person
wtf? won't carry me in fortnite? -rep for being a horrible person
wtf? won't carry me in fortnite? -rep for being a horrible person
wtf? won't carry me in fortnite? -rep for being a horrible person
wtf? won't carry me in fortnite? -rep for being a horrible person
wtf? won't carry me in fortnite? -rep for being a horrible person
wtf? won't carry me in fortnite? -rep for being a horrible person
wtf? won't carry me in fortnite? -rep for being a horrible person
Jimmy Puppy Jun 15 @ 7:11am 
Dennis Dink says "REE reh RUH rah REARRR"
** CCA.UNION.05.62212 utters out the name..
CCA.UNION.05.62212 says "<:: Brad Milky. ::>"
** Dennis Dink gets angry
** Dennis Dink gets furious
Dennis Dink says "That mother ♥♥♥♥er."
CCA.UNION.05.17482 says "<:: Hm. ::>"
CCA.UNION.05.62212 says "<:: Okay, calm down, I need to ask you some stuff about this Brad. ::>"
Dennis Dink says "When I find that son of a ♥♥♥♥♥, i'm gonna skin him alive."
Jimmy Puppy Jun 13 @ 11:34pm 
✅ SexySparta Mannco.trade : I am no longer taking friend requests. Read my profile on how to get in touch wit me!
✅ SexySparta Mannco.trade : We are no longer friends!
✅ SexySparta Mannco.trade is now Offline.
✅ SexySparta Mannco.trade is currently offline, they will receive your message the next time they log in.
Derty_Mike.mdl: All I have to say is thanks, thanks for showing me what a fake friend looks like :(
Jimmy Puppy Jun 12 @ 9:48pm 
MANFACE!: hi hello is your unusual still for sale
crew/fucc/Derty_Mike.mdl: yessir
MANFACE!: cool how much are you selling it for in pure
crew/fucc/Derty_Mike.mdl: 115
crew/fucc/Derty_Mike.mdl: You've been reported for scam on steamrep, can you explain why before we go further?
MANFACE! is now Offline.
MANFACE! is currently offline, they will receive your message the next time they log in.
crew/fucc/Derty_Mike.mdl: LOL
H O T red hot F I Y A H Jun 2 @ 5:32pm 
this ♥♥♥♥♥ name bones :confedflag:
dog haha May 19 @ 5:29pm 
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