Luke   Roma, Queensland, Australia
Do not add me if you're profile is private.
Do not add me if you're under steam level 5.
Do not rep my profile.
Do not add me if you're VAC banned.
Do not ask me for trading advice. Only about 20% of my inventory is profit. The rest is blatently purchaced. There are better people to ask.
I'm not trading anymore. Don't add me for that.
I'm not interested in playing competitive. Don't ask me to join your team.
Do not add me for free items. What the hell guys.
Don't add me or my son ever again.
Currently Online
Quotes and stuff...
"Are you afraid? Are you afraid I'm going to come to your house and poke you in the nose?" Bird Of Pray - 2014

"you suck ass" gaffatape - 2014
"Happy birthday, Nobbleydoop." gaffatape - 2016

"If Hitler was to commit genocide to wasps and hornets instead of the jews, he'd be a hero." TotallyRandomPerson - 2015

My favourite list of aliases;
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Ladders
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Trains
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Barrels
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Chairs
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Gravity
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Cars
♥♥♥♥ Waldo

Frank Frapplebats: Dude I just looked at your steam profile, and you're basically Adam.
Frank Frapplebats: You've got dumb quotes just like he does.

10:03 PM - Sgt. Scream: ur jackets ♥♥♥♥
10:03 PM - TotallyRandomPerson: My jacket does all my work for me.
10:03 PM - TotallyRandomPerson: I finished work and got home, and BAYM.
10:03 PM - TotallyRandomPerson: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ thousand dollars cash in my pocket.
10:03 PM - TotallyRandomPerson: Didn't even try m8.
10:03 PM - TotallyRandomPerson: No joke.
10:04 PM - Sgt. Scream is now playing Arma 3. Click here to join.
10:04 PM - TotallyRandomPerson: I may have also just robbed my own bottle shop.

4:07 PM - TotallyRandomPerson: Our code work shall be Wibbllyingallagong.
4:08 PM - Sphinx: haha
4:08 PM - TotallyRandomPerson: That keyboard mashing turned out far better than I expected.
4:08 PM - Sphinx: its almost sounds legit
4:09 PM - TotallyRandomPerson: Omg I think I can actually pronounce that.

9:25 PM - notHonmoyu: how ♥♥♥♥♥♥ anus is your internet
9:26 PM - TotallyRandomPerson: DUDE
9:26 PM - notHonmoyu: if it takes about 10 years to load two emoticons
9:26 PM - TotallyRandomPerson: I HAVE OVER 300 EMOTICONS
9:26 PM - notHonmoyu: oh, you meant in the menu
9:26 PM - TotallyRandomPerson: YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LEGITIMATE TRASHCAN
9:26 PM - notHonmoyu: do you have a scroll bar to get through all of that
9:26 PM - notHonmoyu: because mine fits neatly within the chat box
9:26 PM - notHonmoyu: no matter how small it is
9:26 PM - TotallyRandomPerson: Mine just takes up half of my screen when I open the menu.
9:27 PM - TotallyRandomPerson: Have to move the steam chat box all the way to the top right so I can see all the emoticons because Gaben is a ♥♥♥♥ and wont make any of his employees work for more than 40 minutes a day.
9:28 PM - notHonmoyu: it is said by the japanese turtle hermits that valve employees are the most privileged ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ in the world and should be banished from the mortal realm

notHonmoyu: train a bunch of small asian people and call them the sweat shop boys

TotallyRandomPerson: I......literally have firewood.
TotallyRandomPerson: I do that.
TotallyRandomPerson: I have ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stacked up against my house so I can burn them.

TotallyRandomPerson: I will never stop playing Halo. You can quote that. - 2019
Favorite Game
Hours played
Review Showcase
14.7 Hours played
"48 units drowned in a lake."
Apparently that's a thing. Well played winter.

Recent Activity

94 hrs on record
last played on Dec 5
0.3 hrs on record
last played on Dec 3
173 hrs on record
last played on Nov 28
HANDICAPPED AIMING Aug 2, 2020 @ 11:50pm 
Is your "duped" Vintage Lumbricus Lid for sale or not? I don't have enough for the clean one :p figured i'd ask since you own 2.
moonrunes Jan 6, 2020 @ 3:49am 
Ashannabuda May 23, 2019 @ 8:17pm 
Got a Vintage Gentle Manne's Service Medal, 1/1 on market. Thought you might be interested, if so add me to chat.
gert Apr 23, 2019 @ 4:57am 
meat harvester Aug 26, 2017 @ 7:16pm 
Last price update was 135ish keys, so around that yeah. They hardly ever come onto the market these days which is kinda disappointing. Most of the clean ones are in backpacks of collectors or completely inactive accounts, the latter of which is really devastating.

Either way, although you're not interested in selling right now, feel free to hit me up in the future if you change your mind.
meat harvester Aug 26, 2017 @ 1:37am 
Out of curiosity, you wouldn't be open to selling your level 16 Vintage Lumbricus Lid, would you? I've been attempting to find a clean one for a while and noticed you had one.

If you're willing to sell, I'd love to hear back from you!