Henchman
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:missing: Friend me if I know you. Leave me alone bots, phishers, and people that play csgo a lot asking for csgo stuff:balloon:

:gmod: (For real, I have people asking for ridiculous stuff like skins. I also once had somebody asking for a smurf account they could use.) :thepants:
:badbarrett: Fav music artist: Aphex Twin, Cousin Stizz, Gary Numan, LONE ("Coreshine Voodoo" guy) Death grips, Kanye west, Danny Brown, Mr. Oizo, Lil Boat, Blank Banshee, Battles, Bjork, xxyyxx, Earl Sweatshirt, Daft Punk, Tyler the creator, Zach Hill, Soft Cell, Atari Teenage Riot, Wavves, MF Doom, Travis Scott, Early Calvin Harris, Early kill the noise, Pendulum, Weezer, Elvis Costello, The human league, old Boyz Noize, Neon Indian, The Talking Heads, The Strokes, TMBG, MGMT, ZAPP, Whitey, Denzel Curry, OG Maco, The Strokes, Sun Araw, Lil B, Sweet Valley, and Rob Roy (The "Fur In My Cap" guy):yawning_creep:
:2017stickytube:Favorite album: Battles - Mirrored:nahclown:
:Horse: Fav shows: The office, Eric Andre show, Futarama, Man Seeking Woman, Review, Nathan for You, and Tim and Eric :Fleur_de_Lys:
:csgoct: Fav games: Deus Ex series, GTA series, Monkey Island series, Serious Sam II, Metro: 2033, Crash Series, Garry's mod, Day of defeat: Source, Sleeping Dogs, Bioshock, Grim Fandango, The Uncharted series, Assasins Creed, Rayman series, The Chronicles of Riddick: Assault on Dark Athena, The Darkness, Half Life series, XCOM 2, Doom 3, Hitman 2: Silent Assassin, Kane and Lynch 2, Crysis, Saints Row 3, Dead Rising 2, Jet Set Radio, Psychonauts, old COD, Sam and Max series, Sly Cooper series, The Jak series, Medal of Honor: Frontline and Hotline Miami:salvador:
:Omega:Games not in my taste: F.E.A.R., R6S, and FC 1 and 3:metromask:
:2017eyeball: Favorite movie: The Social Network :2017stickyorange:
:shellshock: Meme of the week: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Prh8QuqxC0U :Dr_Darling:
:Rex: 10/10 Album: https://jackiechanrecords.bandcamp.com/album/the-life-of-winston-the-definitive-collection :Doomsday:
:talkingrucksack: Hot lyrics:
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here's to having anal sex.
Stick it where she would least expect.
Fuck her so hard, make her butt-cheeks flex.
Grab her sister; tell her she's next
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DJ HI-TEK WILL FUCK U IN DA ASS
DJ HI-TEK WILL FUCK U IN DA ASS
DJ HI-TEK WILL FUCK U IN DA ASS
FUCK U IN DA ASS, U PUNK ASS WHITE BOY
DJ HI-TEK WILL FUCK U IN DA ASS
DJ HI-TEK WILL FUCK U IN DA ASS
DJ HI-TEK WILL FUCK U IN DA ASS
FUCK U IN DA ASS, U PUNK ASS WHITE BOY
DJ HI-TEK YO, U CAN'T TOUCH ME FAGGOT
U NOT MAN ENOUGH
DJ HI-TEK YO, U CAN'T TOUCH ME FAGGOT
UH, I'LL FUCK U IN DA ASS
DJ HI-TEK WILL EAT YOUR ASSHOLE ALIVE U BITCH
FUCK U HO!
DJ HI-TEK WILL EAT YOUR ASSHOLE
I'LL FUCK U INFRONT OF EVERYBODY BITCH
LOOK AT U, U SCARED, LOOK AT U, U SCARED NOW HO
UH! U SCARED OF DA REAL MAN!
LOOK AT U, U SCARED! IT'S DJ HI-TEK BITCH
I'LL FUCK U TILL U LOVE ME FAGGOT
I'LL FUCK U TILL U LOVE ME, FUCK U TILL U LOVE ME
FUCK U TILL U, FUCK U TILL U, FUCK U TILL U LOVE
I'LL FUCK U TILL U LOVE ME, FUCK U TILL U LOVE ME
U WON'T LAST 2 MINUTES IN MY WORLD BITCH
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Fucking magnets, how do they work?
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Why did they put the dick in the pussy?
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Rusty Mystery machine, yassin helena :2015holly:


:sharpshuriken:R.I.P. Sam and Max: Freelance Police

R.I.P Richard Dunn

*If you choose to have sexual contact with Mike Scaggs, it is wise to use precautions to protect against the smorgasbords of death vectors associated with his filthy penis*:2017eyeball:







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Griffbo Feb 15 @ 7:07pm 
My favorite man
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Griffbo Dec 19, 2017 @ 6:03pm 
Respect for my gamer bro
Henchman Dec 19, 2017 @ 5:55pm 
You just mad 'cause I got some ♥♥♥♥♥es on my ♥♥♥♥.