Nathan   Bothell, Washington, United States
Feels like I'm chasing butterflies
Golden memories fading like wilted, crumbled flowers
I'll lace my body with wounds to find you, to see you smile
青いまま枯れてゆくあなたを好きなままで消えてゆく - backnumber
My 3D Graphics Project []

Retired competitive TF2 player. I had good times in my stint from S15-S18, starting from steel and winning third place silver at the end. It was fun.
Feel free to ask me to ring if I am not marked as busy. I might just do subbing in 6v6 teams.

In writing and storytelling, you know your story is long enough when the intended meaning has been delivered.

As a videogame player/programmer, I feel it's my responsibility to do something dumb. Here, then, is a solution to fix Greece's economy.

Randomly give a fish on a stick to citizens as they go about their day. Also, sometimes a trilby.
If you set a hat on fire it is worth more money. Because reasons.
All trade will now be based on the conversion rate: Two Refined = Stout Shako.
The most valuable thing you can own is now a decapitated rabbit's head.
Abolish physical crop exports. Switch to digital :weed: exports. They're worth more.
The Trojan Horse, but with Crates.
Make Half-Life 3

If I mark my status to busy, it means I am programming something, so please do not disturb me.

Unfortunately, due to random time frames of when I will be on, I cannot tutor anymore until I can find a way to balance time.
Some languages I know how to program in are
Python (Still in progress, but can do some basic things in it)

I MGE'd b4nny and I went 8 - 20.
Currently Offline
Some Things I Had Written & Conversations:
I should post my UGC experience anyhow:
S15 Steel HL: Scout main for Decay
S16 Steel HL: Scout sub for Squide Squade
S17 Silver HL: Scout sub for 50 Shades of Highlander (Started ringing for Quail not Kawaii as like their unofficial sub because I was never called in 50 Shades :( )
S18 Silver HL: Multi-class sub for Bubble's team (Mitchell Lewis) [3rd place, 2nd place if you take the LMAO box incident into account]
I am bad. []
Confirmed []
Did I mention that I am bad at spy too? []
You know your Faceit team is bad when I am top scoring for it []
Still going strong []

S21 Silver 6v6: Scout sub for Counterfeit Yen

Some Stuff I Wrote
Thus, he took on the role of a mercenary, a man who wanders where gold is made plenty by the heads made bloody.
I hang below a cliff hanging on to the branch of life and looking down at the abyss of death. The thing that has kept me alive was the sweet sap of friends, family, and fulfilling work. But as I hang on for years, the sweet taste of this sap no longer gives me reason to hang on. The branch will eventually break and send me to the abyss, or I can let go and let death come.
There was, a white house, in Washington D.C., they now call the Orange Sun. It will be, a ruin, of many a poor boy, and God, I know, I'm one.

The Fridge of Conversation
7:40 PM - mirrorman: wtf is this
7:40 PM - TofuMars: beauty
7:41 PM - mirrorman: i cant say i disagree
7:51 PM - TofuMars: what do you think of it :3
7:52 PM - mirrorman: i cant stop watching
7:52 PM - mirrorman: like
7:52 PM - mirrorman: its so stupid
7:52 PM - mirrorman: its good
9:38 PM - mirrorman: I actually finished it
9:38 PM - mirrorman: i hate myself
9:42 PM - TofuMars: I applaud you
9:43 PM - mirrorman: I literally want to shove a knife up my butthole
9:43 PM - mirrorman: that was so stupid
9:43 PM - mirrorman: I actually enjoyed watching it

9:34 PM - Snake: You deserve all the kindness and care in the world. You're only a child now but as you grow older, you will understand. You have your whole life in front of you.
9:34 PM - Snake: Dream big and go far, kid.

8:05 PM - oblivion: I WANNA BE ON UR PROFILE
8:05 PM - oblivion: I wanna be a cool kid ! !
8:05 PM - TofuMars: Wanna be a cool kid? When did I make people popular?
8:05 PM - oblivion: Let me on ur profile
8:05 PM - oblivion: Here's a quote
8:06 PM - oblivion: I think I'm braindead, oh wait I don't have a brain
8:07 PM - TofuMars: You have to try harder than that. It's a rarefied circle.
8:07 PM - oblivion: I THINK I'M GAY
8:07 PM - oblivion: I'm not a weeaboo
8:07 PM - oblivion: Go away
8:07 PM - oblivion: Nya~
8:08 PM - TofuMars: What is this meme?
8:08 PM - oblivion: I just wanna be on your profile
8:08 PM - TofuMars: why? Just cause I got mirrorman, snake, and my buddy in there?
8:08 PM - TofuMars: Heck, why are you asking me? You can be on my profile by making comments?

1:00 PM - Man en de mirror en de mirrorman: hey ether. this is tofu.
1:00 PM - Man en de mirror en de mirrorman: I am now the Mirror in the man in the man in the mirror in the mirrorman
1:00 PM - ethereal tomorrow: roflfllflf

9:19 PM - TofuMars lft: I love your name :)
9:19 PM - banananut duckbread: :3

3:02 PM - TofuMars (Hiatus): do you see the reason why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
3:03 PM - Snake: That's a good question. You know how you can hear a lot of different sounds when you're younger, but you tend to miss out on some of the higher pitched ones when you grow older?
3:03 PM - Snake: That's what loving the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch is like as a kid.
3:03 PM - Snake: No wonder adults can't understand it.
Adobe Cute C3: That is the prettiest thing I've seen all day!!! What are those on his grenade belts? Cupcakes? I love it so much anyway >w<

10:23 PM - piggies: so um tofubeats, that's all you right? You're japanese, and do music professionally? B)
10:24 PM - TofuMars lft: Tofubeats is my jam
10:24 PM - piggies: right, because it's you
10:24 PM - piggies: i get it
10:24 PM - piggies: you can stop hinting now
10:25 PM - TofuMars lft: tofubeats + bruno mars = tofumars
10:26 PM - TofuMars lft: coincidence?????
10:26 PM - TofuMars lft: I don't think so.
10:26 PM - piggies: o:
10:26 PM - TofuMars lft: tofu and mars has 4 characters
10:26 PM - TofuMars lft: if you take 4 - 1
10:26 PM - TofuMars lft: it is 3
10:26 PM - TofuMars lft: the illuminati has 3 sides
10:27 PM - piggies: tofu beats, bruno mars, tofumars those are 3 people
10:27 PM - TofuMars lft: tofumars is part of the illuminati confirmed
10:27 PM - piggies: holy shit
10:27 PM - piggies: confirmed
10:27 PM - TofuMars lft: and you can form a complete sentence with it too
10:27 PM - TofuMars lft: Tofu beats Bruno Mars.
10:28 PM - piggies: NOO
10:28 PM - piggies: YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR
10:28 PM - piggies: str8 donezo

10:35 AM - TofuMars 'ringme: hey dotsy
10:35 AM - Dotsy: hello reddit
10:35 AM - Dotsy: jk
10:35 AM - Dotsy: :3
10:35 AM - Dotsy: hi

9:57 PM - TofuMabel: I am now Mabel too
9:57 PM - TofuMabel: >:)
9:57 PM - DayBel: Haha, nice

11:42 PM - TofuMars: I like to have at least 8 hours of sleep
11:42 PM - TofuMars: thank you very much
11:42 PM - TofuMars: keeps me pretty
11:42 PM - Exa_ :> �: are you calling me ugly
11:42 PM - Exa_ :> �: :c
11:42 PM - Exa_ :> �: wow
11:43 PM - TofuMars: oh, I didn't know I created an insult
11:43 PM - Exa_ :> �: well you made me cry

10:49 PM - etherdesu: mge mirrorman
10:49 PM - etherdesu: pls help me
10:49 PM - etherdesu: swave me
10:49 PM - TofuMars: I am
10:49 PM - TofuMars: by asking you
10:49 PM - TofuMars: if you wanna mge me
10:49 PM - etherdesu: mge mirrorman
10:49 PM - etherdesu: as scout
10:49 PM - etherdesu: hes asking me to mge him as scout on gully

3:18:25 DOSH obliv: i wanna snipe
23:18:50 DOSH obliv: against baskl
23:18:54 DOSH obliv: the god himself
23:19:40 TofuMars: but oblivion, how can you hit a tiny dot of a head if you have been just not aiming for years as pyro?
23:20:22 DOSH obliv: dang i got roasted by my old teammate
23:20:35 TofuMars: I sphee what you mean :)
23:20:45 DOSH obliv: dANG

7:35 PM - boo:
7:36 PM - shadow of my former self: ive already seen this
7:36 PM - shadow of my former self: thats the worst part
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Merry Christmas, Tofu :D
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im cool