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StrykerX33 Oct 6, 2017 @ 3:56pm 

Your handyman skills are needed. I have a problem I was hoping you would be able to help me with. Last night, when I was throwing up, I accidentally dropped my phone in the toilet and flushed it. It is a small phone, so I am pretty sure it made its way to my septic tank in the backyard. I need to get this phone back. It has an irreplaceable picture of my friend Tim hooking up with a fat chick, and I need this picture so I can taunt him with it for the rest of his life.

I will hire you to sift through my septic tank to find the phone. It is a 1250 gallon septic tank, and has not been drained in a while. On the plus side, I will let you keep anything you find that is not my phone. There is probably a ton of spare change that was accidentally flushed, and maybe some other treasures.

Please let me know when you can help. I am free all week. Just contact me via e-mail, because my phone obviously is in a world of ♥♥♥♥ (no pun intended)

joshxd (read profile) Jul 31, 2017 @ 5:00am 
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Brazz Mar 15, 2017 @ 5:01pm 
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SNOWSTAR Jan 7, 2017 @ 1:55pm