Bend, Oregon, United States
I bust things. Sometimes I do it on purpose.
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Any fool with a proton pack can bust ghosts, but can you ♥♥♥♥ing MASTER some ghosts? Do you have the ectoplasmic BALLS, the paranormal GONADS to MASTER some spooks?

Seriously though, this game is fantastically terrible, well worth the ticket price. Get this game, it goes on sale every holiday.

It plays like reverse Sims. All your Sims are already dead and you have to scare everyone out of the house. You play as a Ghost Master, a "bio-exorcist" a la Beetlejuice. Your haunts are zoned off rooms and ghosts must be summoned on "fetters", things that bind them to the mortal plane. Summoning ghosts costs ectoplasm as well as interacting with the physical world. As you cause trembling mortals to void their bowels with terror, you build more ectoplasm. More ectoplasm means more ghosts, and more terrifying ghost powers. Lastly, while you're haunting a place, you may encounter local ghosts who are bound to something in the house. Free them and you have more ghosts to join your legion.

Holy ♥♥♥♥, this game is fun. I don't know if it's just my love for ghosts, but for a ♥♥♥♥♥♥, no name developer, game there's quite a bit of fun to be had.

There's only one big down side to this game. Often, you must rely on humans, who you have no direct control over, to do something so that you can continue. This can take a LONG time. The last level take like an hour of just random luck, waiting for some poor sap to pick up a present and carry it upstairs. In another level, you have to wait a full 20 minutes for some random human to decide to use the bathroom.

Get this game. You will be THE GHOST MASTER.
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coffeemug Sep 30, 2013 @ 11:13am 
a budapesti látnok Trade Banned Apr 13, 2013 @ 12:16pm 
cool guy:)
Goodf3lla Dec 29, 2012 @ 10:18am 
Your game (dis)recommendations are awesome. :V
Soüp Apr 16, 2011 @ 11:46pm 
Golden potato!
Funyarinpa Apr 16, 2011 @ 2:20pm 
28 potatoes, oh wow.