Hello there!
I just want to enjoy life and help others to do so as well :2016popsicle::2016watermelon: I hope you have a nice day.

Do you want a friend who looks out for you?
Cares for friendship?
Loves discussions (friendly arguments)?
And is a cake?
Then you can sign up today!.

Should be kept in the basement at -(-69)° Celsius.
Side effects may include:

Death, flash-mobs, shit karaoke, improv singing, uncontrolable gas, crying, hugs not drugs, vietnamese flashbacks, happiness, a reality check, innuendo jokes, sweet memes, kidnapping, songs by Ninja Sex Party, blood loss, veganisem, shitty flute solo, rare pepes, imortality, aids, smelly ass cheeks, small ass cheeks, guitar sounds, swag and other danish-things.

We here at TheMrportalcake inc. are not responsible for any of these side effects.

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Nickster Jun 2 @ 6:26am 
brother i have finaly found you
Fuckboi Ace Jul 14, 2017 @ 3:15am 
𝓲 𝒇*𝒸𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓵𝑜𝓋𝑒 𝓾 :bloodheart:
Fuckboi Ace Jun 10, 2017 @ 2:58am 
𝓘 𝓛𝓸𝓿𝓮 𝓤 ❤
Fuckboi Ace Mar 11, 2017 @ 3:49pm 
I love you simon
Hush Mar 8, 2017 @ 5:34am 
Have a nice week you ♥♥♥♥s :devilshare: :TimoreLittleEvil: :The_Wrong_Heart:
Fuckboi Ace Feb 13, 2017 @ 9:02am 
Simon, you're the best <3