The Miserable Mouse
Cynical   Miami, Florida, United States
 
 
"Why should I dream when I'd settle for less"


Art by cool guy Snaztrap










"Sure some stereotypes are true. Sometimes the glove just fits. But that doesn't mean you can't shake the hand that's wearing it"


"He looks about anxiously this way and that, and sighs that none of the brethren come to see him, and often goes in and out of his cell, and frequently gazes up at the sun, as if it was too slow in setting, and so a kind of unreasonable confusion of mind takes possession of him like some foul darkness."




"You know how you punish a prisoner? A prisoner who's locked away in a prison with murderers and rapists and gangsters and drug abusers, just awful people, you know how you punish them? You put them in solitary, you take them away from other people. Because it's better to be around murderers and rapists and terrible people, than it is to be alone."

I suck at messaging people, or starting conversations, or social interactions in general. Don't be afraid to add me if you want to talk about games, movies, music or other things though

I'm a furry among other things, you have been warned

4:36 AM - The Malevolent Mantis: Women are like locks
4:36 AM - The Malevolent Mantis: There's one that fits your key just right
4:37 AM - The Malevolent Mantis: There's a few keys that fit in but don't really turn it
4:37 AM - The Malevolent Mantis: Some that don't fit at all
4:36 AM - La Canela Zorro: sexual but somewhat poetic I suppose
4:37 AM - The Malevolent Mantis: And then there's lockpicks that will get them open no matter what
4:37 AM - La Canela Zorro: xD
4:37 AM - The Malevolent Mantis: I come up with weird shit late at night bro

[4:06:57 AM] Ember: Also God is not a proper noun you fucking iPad.
[4:07:19 AM] Ember: It can be but it isn't.
[4:07:46 AM] Ember: Just like bends. It's not a noun unless it's preceded by Mercedes
[4:08:40 AM] The Malevolent Mantis: BENZ
[4:08:46 AM] The Malevolent Mantis: Not fucking Bends
[4:08:51 AM] The Malevolent Mantis: MERCEDES BENZ
[4:08:53 AM] Ember: I don't know that.
[4:09:04 AM] Ember: I honestly thought it was bends,
[4:09:12 AM] The Malevolent Mantis: Retard

6:42 PM - The Miserable Mouse: My oc is the twin towers
6:42 PM - The Miserable Mouse: Plz don't steel beams
6:42 PM - MonTrickster: (: do you ship them together?
6:43 PM - The Miserable Mouse: Yes but
6:43 PM - The Miserable Mouse: My OTP Is just Plane wrong
6:44 PM - MonTrickster: I have no words to respond to that.
6:45 PM - The Miserable Mouse: hahaha

8:33 PM - EmbyDurg [ Hatch Day 3 Days ]: Heath ledger and Mark Hamil exist in the same universe
8:34 PM - The Miserable Mouse: Pfft no they don't
8:33 PM - EmbyDurg [ Hatch Day 3 Days ]: Yes they do
8:34 PM - The Miserable Mouse: How
8:34 PM - EmbyDurg [ Hatch Day 3 Days ]: You know the chair that has all the knowledge in the universe.
8:34 PM - EmbyDurg [ Hatch Day 3 Days ]: In the marvel universe.
8:34 PM - EmbyDurg [ Hatch Day 3 Days ]: There is no "one joker"
8:35 PM - The Miserable Mouse: Batman is DC you fucktard

6:35 AM - The Miserable Mouse: "Make a video about the Armenian genocide"
6:35 AM - The Miserable Mouse: Youtuber: "Never heard of it"
6:36 AM - Razor-Leaf the Floran: Neither have i
6:36 AM - The Miserable Mouse: What genocide
6:36 AM - Razor-Leaf the Floran: The armenian genocide
6:36 AM - The Miserable Mouse: What's that?


1:00 AM - Seizure Salad: who are the fastest readers?
1:00 AM - Seizure Salad: 911 victims, they went through like 80 story's in 10 seconds
1:02 AM - The Miserable Mouse: Maybe you should become a 911 victim, so you know the plural of story is stories, and not "Story's" which is possesive noun
1:02 AM - Seizure Salad: wow
1:02 AM - The Miserable Mouse: Fucking retard
Currently Online
Achievement Showcase
1,824
Achievements
28%
Avg. Game Completion Rate
Snaztrap Sep 13 @ 11:56pm 
hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirtring i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much haha add me on discord we should talk you look really nice and fun xxx
come Sep 3 @ 8:44pm 
f u r f a g
Rosalie Aug 18 @ 3:53am 
Cute profile pic!
Snaztrap Aug 16 @ 10:47pm 
ew
Jessie The Pink Floofy Fox Aug 16 @ 10:34pm 
floof