You live together with your Chinese girlfriend that suffers badly from the bouncy booba illness. One day she realizes there's only propaganda on TV so she asks you to play dart with her. If you win she get's angry at you because she's on a real disadvantage since she has to carry those big melons all the time so she almost falls over throwing the darts. After you've won 3 times she gets so pissed so she goes outside to smoke some crack. On her way home she finds some scuffed VR headsets in the bin of some Chinese drug dealer and brings them home. Once setup she downloads some stupid ass multiplayer shooter game and wants to play it against you. She quickly realizes that she's gonna lose since the player obviously has more VR experience than her (since this is a VR game) so she starts to cheat. If you beat her despite cheating twice she gets angry again and goes to cook dinner while you stay in VR to watch some badass hentai. While eating together she realizes that she made black beans which taste like ass so neither herself nor the player wants to eat them. Luckily she gets the amazing idea to play rock paper scissors and the winner has to feed the beans to the looser. After all beans have been eaten she still wants to play some more but now if you loose she'll snap your head but if she looses she kisses you, but sadly ending up glitching in your eyes most of the time (her head is empty). The next day she wants to go to a casino (she's an addict) but can't find her drug money so you have to help her find it. After you've successfully found the envelope with the money inside she tells you that she's gonna leave and gives you a hug. While hugging me her dress got all crazy and totally bugged out so I could see her wearing some pretty lewd panties and her ass was fully exposed. But I didn't tell her so everyone outside would see the cute ass my Chinese girlfriend has.

tl;dr: pretty funny game (for the wrong reasons) that's only half an hour long and definetly not worth the 13€ asking price but you can get it on sale if you like trashy fun.