King of Pootis
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Professional Idiot, Shenanigan Connoisseur.
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THE WALL OF SALT

*Cherrymari : the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ amount of autistic people there are on this game rn is like...♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ disgusting
* Samm_y : you are the opposite of friend ly
* hellish cat warrior : ♥♥♥♥ you heavy
* Wandering Soul : there always that one tryhard heavy
* fujoshi_BL(M)_2008 : idk its just some sad virgin guy.
* SuperPants : Rage Heavy? More like eat ass.
* Crystal : Do me, and the rest of the world a favor, and go rot in the firey pits of the 7th circle of Hell. Cheating no skill flooring shooting Soldier scumbag.
* [GN] Commander Bacara : hes just a tryhard Rage Heavy :3
* Amandil : STOP TAUNTING WHEN YOU KILL
* gamesamuelnziegler : suck my dielicious com filled ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥
* smooc: commit suicide!
* Burns: get off the macdonalds wifi scrub
* Spastic Hawk: ooo. Look at you with your massive online big ♥♥♥♥ energy.
* Oryx: garbage as ♥♥♥♥ at tf2
* santylunaaaa : peace of ♥♥♥♥
* ʍopɐɥsこいし♡ ✠ : well we'll just release your dox heinrich
* kalebtyb : your heavy is hacking
* Sniper Main for some reason : ♥♥♥♥ you bird
* AProtogenProgammer : reporting king
* kotu1 : eat a ♥♥♥♥
* Crystal : god go ♥♥♥♥ yourself man
* =CH3F_PYRO= : go play the game on turbine sweaty ♥♥♥♥♥
* daawsomeone : ♥♥♥♥ you
* Dscub103Tsx : ♥♥♥
* HaloToad45th : this ♥♥♥♥ is so stupid




Bit about me:

I am a heavy main and generally play with subpar crappy meme builds. I am a huge nerd with a massive DnD Dice collection only slightly smaller than my ego. I like playing games where I dont have to care if I win or lose, because fun is my objective. My diet consists of stale memes washed down with copious amounts of cringe, with a small side of salt.

I main heavy because I enjoy jumping around the corner into everything, and I also like the out-tanking/out-DPSing your opponent playstyle. Being an unstoppable force and/or an immovable object is definitely my kind of thing to do. Punishing people who overextend or simply are just at the wrong place at the wrong time is amazing. I just also like Mikhail as a character, the strong, silent and secretly intelligent type who are anything other than just another big dumb brute.

*Insert overly used meme about being called a rage heavy*
This is an unfair stigma with heavy mains. No one bats an eye at a soldier main swapping up when they want to put numbers on the board, but the moment I decide to switch to heavy after playing meme builds all game, I am suddenly a "Rage Heavy." No other class shares the same stigma except maybe pyro, but thats mostly reserved for W M1-ing. Even if I have been hoovy all game and get tired of getting killed and start playing the game, I still get called a "Rage Heavy."

Or you know, I am a rage heavy. It happens.

















































































































































































































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YeetSmolboi 24 Nov, 2024 @ 6:20pm 
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blargoh 9 Nov, 2024 @ 11:50pm 
omg that strange kgb.... i have much to learn
The_Real_Great_GAME_M 21 Sep, 2024 @ 4:10pm 
cool (YOUR THE M GROUP APPROVED)
its garchomp 18 Sep, 2024 @ 7:53pm 
based
Tʀιĝĝεʀ1 9 Sep, 2024 @ 11:59am 
Love this guy! +rep
orange juice 2 Sep, 2024 @ 4:21am 
good dude, fun to play with. he was an awesome engineer.