[Fumo] Jumbaco
TBA   San Diego, California, United States
:smilingrisa: Welcome to my profile! :happymiya:
I'm afraid you'll need to "View more info" because Steam can't fit that much text onto the minimal profile summary area. Have fun. :shantae_relax::yin::risky_laugh:

There are only 2 reasons you are reading this; the first is being a nosy ♥♥♥♥ who can't resist the allure of another's retarded profile description. Just kidding, people get curious. It's human instinct.
The more common explanation is for trading. I prefer if you send an offer before adding me directly to talk about whatever, but you can add me beforehand if you must. There will usually be a trade offer button wherever you found my trade. I don't remove "friends" often, but I do a monthly cleanup. No disrespect meant if I happen to disappear from your friends list, although if I do I assume you don't care.

Some stuff about a little ♥♥♥♥ like myself:

:toriel: Just finished freshman year at UC San Diego. :D:
:diamond: Nearly master support main in Overwatch! :diamond:
(Battle.net ID: TheJumbaco#11481)
Almost at master with the help of Ana!
:steamhappy: Birthday: October 12th, a little above 1995. :steamsad:
:trainbowbarf: I play Urban Rivals. Fun card game, but so luck-based it's annoying. :trainbowbarf:
:smilingrisa: Papa Franku is Jesus. :happymiya:
:sr4fleurdelis: Saint's Row is life. :sr4sunglasses::sr4paul:
:white::blue::black::red::green: I sort of like MtG (Force of Will is better). :white::blue::black::red::green:
:headstone: Squigly is one of my waifus (somewhere in the top 5). :skullheart:
:shantae_relax: Shantae is one of my waifus (also somewhere in the top 5). :shantae_smile:
:cheeseburger: I am an Americanized Asian. :fries:
:rage::eye::gaper::meaty::penny: I LOVE The Binding of Isaac. :smile::pill::derp::heart::resmile:
:p2aperture::p2wheatley::p2blue: I think portals are awesome. :p2orange::p2turret::p2cube:
:dirtblock: Terraria is better than Minecraft. :demoneye::greenslime:
(okay maybe not, but you get the point, it's on Steam)
:D: I like trading cards and badges. :tradingcard:
:8bitheart: I don't mind LGBT, Bronies, or whatever the hell you are, just don't make a big deal out of it. :trainbowbarf:
:crate::balloonicorn: TF2 is one of the greatest games of all time, though Overwatch has succeeded it. :sticky::jarate::sentry:
:tlove: I'm good at Mann vs Machine but ass in normal TF2. :tshock:

Why you can't NOT trust me:
Done deals where I had to go first or second, followed through, not marked as a scammer on SteamRep, no negs on bp.tf, and a ton of reps on profile comments. I occasionally broker for people, but please don't ask me to do it. I tend not to trade much anymore.

Pissy butthurt stuff:
Been scammed out of $300+ in TF2 items (Skills Gotten Gains RPS and Vivid Plasma Tree, long while ago). Third-person impersonation scam; ironically Steam added the "how long you've known this user for" AFTER this happened, AFTER they said they couldn't help me.

Friend got scammed when I let him borrow my inv, lost a Fountain of Delight Flippin' Awesome worth $400 (at the time probably $300).

The ♥♥♥♥ are you still doing here? Go outside, get off your phone, do something with your life. Go eat some ass, I don't give a ♥♥♥♥. Whoever you eat might, though. Don't ask about the drugs. Please.
Currently Online
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Cirno Prismium
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You know you've fucked up when your ping is 4 billion and suggested to be 5
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Items Up For Trade
Items Owned
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Market Transactions
Some cool emoticons I have. Too bad I can't show more. Not actually for sale, thanks for your interest, though.
Favorite Guide
Created by - NekoFade
103 ratings
For Hentai Enthusiasts
The Dank Meme Awards
Welcome to the Dank Friend Awards, take a seat where you are already seated.
Tonight and every other night until the end of space and time, we will be honoring the people for their respective awards below.
Hover your pointing reticle over the hidden names to view the winner of that prized accolade.

Knightport13 always runs out of Platinum in Warframe

Nerd of All Space and Time:
onedernerd got 2300+ on the SAT without studying

Scrubiest Scrub:
rainmaker610 is my own original meme, Blaniel

Most American:
codeofsilence98 is American

The Neppest:
pkmager plays and owns and finished every Nep game

Menn Fighting Machines:
Big Smoke Demo gambles (LMAOBanned)
MajorEdz plays weeb games and "reads" visual novels
A Slice of Pizza is sad from drops
Azion repeats missions (currently on hiatus with competitive)
The Japanese Mafia needs to go ♥♥♥♥ himself

Best Online Girl:
YDQ constantly changes her name

Personal MVP:
b0bswaggot helped me in time of need

Mesa Scrub:
pnop goes to Miramar AND Mesa because Mesa is too mainstream

Coming soon:
Coming soon

There WILL be more award titles. Who knows, maybe YOU could be here!
Trophy requests can be considered, as long as they are not too empowering.

Random Conversations
Removed until further notice. You don't get to know my personal life!
Rarest Achievement Showcase
Review Showcase
I expected an elaborate storyline with many plot twists and incredible character development. This game hit all the marks. 11/10 would play again.
Harlan May 10 @ 1:19am 
hello mate, can you send me friend request? I have something for you
76561199068658693 May 2 @ 2:21am 
yo dude, send me a friend request, lets play together
joku Apr 11 @ 10:49pm 
please sell me your grimm hatte lol.
VanaZoophor Apr 5 @ 9:11pm 
hi mate, can you add me? just for a quick chat
B1GJH Mar 29 @ 10:53pm 
Friendly Guy !!! ❤️ 
We can be friends  for future games ^_^ 
✅✅✅+REP Good Player  
✅✅✅+REP Good Friend 
✅✅✅+REP Nice profile  
✅✅✅+REP Have a nice day !  
Hugigrinn Mar 18 @ 6:33am 
sup bro, lets play together, send me a friend request pls