*Read It In A Russian Accent*
*You won't read this.*

[First Day:]
-Hey Look A Good World War II Game, And Free To Play, Installed.
-*Plays first time*
-This is very fun! Can't wait to reach the next level and get some more!

[*35 YEARS Later*]
-Finnaly bought myself a PPSH, Now I can finnaly kick some as- *Gets Killed With A Shovel*

Moral of the story of my life, don't F2P, always P2W and support this game.
Because there is no such thing as skill, there is only money. If you have no money, you're a hobo.
If you're a hobo, you're homeless.
If you're homeless, you have no home.
If you have no home, you don't have a place to stay at during winter.
If you don't have a place to stay at during winter, you could freeze, therefore you join army.
If you join army, you are sent to war.
If you are sent to war, your army doesn't have enough money to buy a jeep.
If you don't have enough money to buy a jeep, you steal a civilian bike.
If you steal a civilian bike, you are arrested by the police.
If you are arrested by the police, you don't earn any credits, gold coins, or xp.
If you don't earn any daily bonuses, you don't buy a better weapon.
If you don't buy a better weapon, you're considered a hobo and a F2P Noob.
If you're a hobo, you're homeless.
If you're homeless, you-
*2:49 hours later*
If you have a bad interent, your game crashes.
Don't have bad interent and lose daily gold coins bonus, SUPPORT THE WAR!
PAY. 2. WIN.

7/11 1GN - "We review for money."
69/5 Machenima - "We review for food."
9/11 JFK - "I just got paid for this review."
21/10 Pootin - "I went hard like Vladimir Putin and lost."
10/10 Developers of the game - "Play, but don't forget to pay."
5.5/10 Chungster - "With few bug fixes, it'd be playable."
1/10 Me - "They made everything OP except the ♥♥♥♥ing Soviet Union."

Recommended, but don't be surprised when you will get roasted.