Catfish
Chronic Vaper   United States
 
 
There is nothing more helpless and irresponsible than a man completely wasted on psychedelics on the depths of a bathroom floor

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Phil Scholtzky's Prize Pig 2 Jun @ 4:57pm 
Think you're a big tough guy cause you blocked me on Steam? Think you're some sort of sly intellectual, think I wouldn't have found out? Think you're above the law, above social interaction, above ME? Think you're a big, safe man in a big, safe mansion? Think this was some trivial action on your part, think this was just a mere flick of the wrist to enjoy your steam experience without seeing far-right shitposting, schizotypal pretentious ramblings, and metrosexual selfies from a guy you've never spoken to in your life?

You're dead wrong kiddo. You're dead fucking wrong, just like your mother was when she thought "Fuck it, I'm too lazy to have an abortion". You fucking cockroach. You fucking waste of life. Think you can fuck with me? Think you're a big man? A big shot?

I know you're reading this, I know you have nothing better to do on a Saturday night so I'm giving you 24 hours to come see me and block me to my fucking face. Your time starts now kid.
AxeMan 4 May @ 2:36am 
Happy 4 of May, when some fat dudes all over the world wear black t-shirts in their lone and miserable life and try to be a part of a b-rated movie's (a movie that, deep in their hearts, they don't like it all) massive celebration day.
R.E.D 1 Apr @ 12:10pm 
Let your heart be glad,
shout with joy and celebrate this great day.
Easter is here, and so is new life and hope.
Have a Blessed Easter
Phil Scholtzky's Prize Pig 19 Jan @ 5:28pm 
Look at my pic shine (ice)
look at my sword shine, chyeah
my diamonds might make you mine, chyea
craft a pic don't waste your time, ooh
i just be minin on ore, chyeah
I make pigs asses real sore, ooh
armor down head to my toe. chyeah
i might just buy a pic, uh, chyeah
look at my pic shine, chyeah
look at my sword shine, chyeah
frick a pig two times, chyeah
piggy was too fire, ooh
no, i cannot lie, ooh
look at my pic shine, chyeah chyeah
look at my sword shine
might just have to mine
Phil Scholtzky's Prize Pig 1 Jan @ 1:21pm 
new year who dis?
R.E.D 31 Dec, 2017 @ 8:14pm 
Wish you a very happy, productive and prosperous 2018 Kyle