Joseph Swolin   United Kingdom (Great Britain)
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Ex-Phoenix Republic Owner/Executive Director.
Ex-Co-Owner of Phalanx Canals Roleplay

Why haven't they made a spongebob fleshlight? Think about it: it would be so soft, squishy, and there are enough holes in him that your friends could insert their wieners inside of him at the same time as you. I don't know about you but spongebob has always turned me on. Just the thought of an innocent, children's cartoon character turned into a penis sucking machine makes him 10x hotter. It could even have a suction cup on the bottom so you could mount it to the wall. In my opinion this is a perfect business idea, and it would satisfy many of my needs.

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When you spawn in zombie panic, Do you straight away fire your melee weapons, pistol and ammo away and run towards the nearest AK-47? Or do you always go with the same weapon stating, "Best of the beasts"? Maybe you'll change your mind and will look toward
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Bloodman123726 Sep 13 @ 4:44pm 
76561198857053689 Sep 13 @ 4:43pm 
gud at mvm
Darth Asmodai Sep 7 @ 8:06am 
omg ur a furry? hhahahahahhahaha and ur telling me how to play? hahhahahahha ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Furry hahahahhahahah Pathetic little kid LOOOOOOOOOOOL:winter2019joyfultearsyul:
Freeasabird🕊 May 17 @ 2:10pm 
Hey, you play a game called Raft by any chance? i can't seem to message you the normal way. would kind of like to try the co-op. if you have a minute to kill that is.
Blueray72 Apr 26 @ 4:20pm 
Smelly poo