Preston   Ohio, United States
Ahoy, mateys

Please comment why you're adding me before you add me

Yes..that is me in my profile picture, big whoop
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Moonlight Stare!
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Hi, I'm Presto.
Hi there, I may not know who you are or why you're here, but as long as you are, please take a look down below and learn a bit about me!

P.S. If you've never talked to me, or dont know me, don't add me, Thanks :)

I stream now, so...ya know...check me out y'all.

Also here's my discord server

My Steam Group, Presto's Pirate Crew, is now open for the public to join, so please join it if you havent, you'll get stream notifications and other events such as giveaways!


Here's a little about me

Name: Preston
Birthday: July 7th
Location: Ohio, United States
Relationship status: Squash
Favorite Colors?: Pink (duh), Green, Blue
Pets?: 2 dogs, 1 cat, and a Turtle
Things i like: Anything pink, turtles, staying healthy, meeting new people, Team fortress 2, etc.
Things i dislike: Cheaters, Liars, Crying, Losing Friends, Being Late, Bad Hygene, Peanutbutter, Glitchy Unusual effects, Bananas, More Bananas, i really don't like bananas, etc.

Favorite Song:

I do SFMs, All SFM requests are a key each. Go nuts.

I do appologize if i end up saying something that offends you and whatnot, I am loud, obnoxious and love to talk, not to mention i swear like a sailor. If I do say something that offends you, please let me know in a calm manor and I will address the situation

Please, if you want to add me, leave a comment on why, Aside from that, don't hesitate to add me, I love meeting new people, If you want to add me, please do, I insist!

I do not accept random friend requests or any requests to trade. Due to past events, i do not trade unless it's with someone i trust 100%. Please do not add me just to trade for my stuff.

If you want to see me, and what I do everyday, ask for my Snapchat, I am pretty active there.

Presto's cool expensive showcase. (without a showcase)

Unusual Hats: 9
Unusual Taunts: 4
Unusual Weapons: 1
Australium weapons(festivized): 4
Collector's Weapons: 2
Miscellaneous Strange Weapons and/or Hats: 49
Current Approximate Backpack Value( $1,400


Welp, thats it, Ta Ta for now.

Some funny quotes

"Did you know that you can buy a 20 pound jar of pickled eggs?"

"Let me tell you something about stepping in someone elses cornflakes"

"It's a weird way to eat cornflakes"

"Donuts are just homosexual Bagels"

Updated 02-24-2018
Hi, selling spells?
Pocky Dec 25, 2018 @ 7:45pm 
Merry Christmas
Panmas Dec 25, 2018 @ 4:14pm 
Ahoy, Merry Christmas Captain Presto!
Remi Dec 25, 2018 @ 1:37am 
🎄🎄Merry Christmas!! 🎄🎄
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