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After a great session of lost ark, I added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great lost ark and most importantly true friendship. I invited him to my house for a lost ark lan party. He said he was coming so I was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived, he pushed me against the wall and forced his german sausage into my tiny white boipussi. I threw his simracing wheel at him, took a sh!t on his keyboard and ran for my life. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy. -rep