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Personal Achievements
Unlocked Jul 26 @ 4:34am

Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked Jul 19 @ 8:20am

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked Jul 20 @ 5:19am

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked Jul 18 @ 7:59am

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked Jul 23 @ 9:20am

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked May 20 @ 7:53am

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked May 20 @ 7:51am

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked Jul 18 @ 6:45am

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked Jul 18 @ 7:32am

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked May 20 @ 7:48am

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked Jul 20 @ 4:08am

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked Jul 23 @ 1:55pm

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.

Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.

Poor people go away

A real money man.

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.


That really does it.

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.


Maybe you should do Lotto too?

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.


You are real Finnish Jonne.

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.


Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.


You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.

You have a computer!

Now play some games.

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.