Mr. Fuckface
If you don't have anything nice to say...
Come sit by me and we can make fun of people together.
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Welcome to my little hideout!
I WON'T ACCEPT your friend request if you have a PRIVATE PROFILE
:Clot: Request free stuff. Everybody hates that guy anyway "Give me shit or I will remove you" Go right ahead!
:Clot: Sending any suspicious links. No I mean really, do you honestly expect me to download that .exe file and not run it in my Virtual box first?
:Clot: Use anything else but common sense. It may be a lost art at this day and age though. Basically kick me in the nads and you can expect me to rip yours off.
:Clot: While steam level doesn't matter much anything below 10 is usually dismissed as it's almost 100% spam. Steam level is like iPenis levels around the internet. You wouldn't want to be smaller than the ladies right? So go on, size up mate!
:Horzine: I am the sort of person that can talk about anything anytime. If there are issues you can be sure I hit these problems in your face- I expect the same treatment. Be honest and straight with me as I would with you. I do not want to spend time with two-faced people. Don't even bother if you're one of these.
:Weapon: If you simply want to drop me a message use the comment section.

2018 Additions
I am so sick of you snowflakes out there. So. Very. Tired. So, let's add a few lines.
:Clot: I'm a horrible racist/nazi sympathizer, worse than Hitler in fact.
:Clot: I don't care about your special unicorn gender nor will I use any special pronouns.
:Clot: I don't care about your politics. We all get to have our own views.
:Clot: I could even care less about you're fragile fefe's.

Now, is anything above true? Who knows. It's up to you to Man-up and find out.

With a nickname "Mr. Fuckface" You'd think people would see that I'd be the butt of the joke for using it but no. Apparently people are offended for me... Not to be confused with "at me." What a weird world we're living in. Uhh.. Thanks? As for you Moderators out there; Leave it be. For things to change Valve will have to censor names. Unless that happens... Neither will I.

If you managed to reach this line it means we're most likely going to be the best of friends! So have at you mate and drop me a line as to why you're adding me already! If not... Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out, cause I don't want any ass prints on it!
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last played on Jan 21
701 hrs on record
last played on Jan 18
ID: 26554765 May 11, 2019 @ 3:24pm 
I heard that your grandad wanted to take you to the zoo but he doesn't anymore because he's too busy dieing of cancer in hospital.

That's okay though, you can probably get in for free if you grunt like a gorilla and walk around outside
D-Conz May 11, 2019 @ 5:25am 
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ID: 26554765 May 11, 2019 @ 5:16am 
im me, you little biitch
D-Conz May 11, 2019 @ 4:53am 
♥♥♥♥ing smelly ♥♥♥♥
Spezialius-死神 May 9, 2019 @ 10:12am 
ohhh boy 250h on a Hentai Game? Damn xD
Mr. Fuckface Mar 23, 2019 @ 10:19am 
Isn't it cute? Some silly little moderator is going around deleting my comments but completely ignores the offenders. Like I said long ago- So much butthurt nowadays.