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Garfield was looking at his favorite dish, lasagna. "wow," said Garfield, "This lasagna looks good… like really good. This sounds weird, but I'm getting feelings for this lasagna that I've never felt before. Feelings that are sexual."
Just then, Jon, Garfieild's owner in a blue shirt, walked into the room. Note that the background is blue like in the comics. "Argh!" Jon said, as he tore at his hair. "My life is ruined! Garfield, you shouldn't put your ♥♥♥♥ in other people's food! It's just not hygienic!"
John's date arrives and he totally does not deliver. She opens the door, right? And he tries to ♥♥♥♥ the lasagna, like the cat did. But He didn't make new lasagna; she is not going to be impressed with jon's sloppy seconds