Julius Seizure
Psychosis may apply
 
 
I used to think my standards were too high. Now, I think other people's standards aren't high enough.


http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/052/196/21e.gif

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMg1puqP1ac

Hello, my name is Julius Seizure and I'm crazy. At least that's what they tell me. It's a real load off of my mind too. I mean you can get away with pretty much anything if you're bonkers. It really relieves a lot of pressure and responsibility for me.


Scarface Gunhoard: I AM TORSO MAN
Scarface Gunhoard: I CANNOT REACH MY FRIDGE

When I die, this is going to be the music at the funeral.
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STATS
CHILDREN DEVOURED: 100/100 ("BABY-BACK RIBS" UNLOCKED)

ORPHANAGES INCINERATED: 50/50 ("BURN BABY BURN" UNLOCKED)

DRAGONS ROMANCED: 10/10 ("BURN SCARS EVERYWHERE" UNLOCKED)

GIANT SWORDS: 60/60 ("I CAN'T CARVE PUMPKINS WITH THESE" UNLOCKED)

GIANT AXES: 60/60 ("CHOP DOWN A FOREST FOR THE TREES" UNLOCKED)

CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY: 27/27 ("I'M SURE THEY DESERVED IT" UNLOCKED)

MORAL GUARDIANS OFFENDED: 10000000/10000000 ("MORAL KOMBAT" UNLOCKED)

STYLE: IMPETUOUS

DEFENSES: IMPREGNABLE

HUGE LEVEL: ULTRASUPERGIGA-SUPREME XL^12 ULTIMATE ALPHA-OMEGA ETERNAL CHAMPION EX2 MEGA OVERDRIVE UNTO INFINITY

CURRENT RANK: BEYOND THE GATE
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I pulled over for a repair job and was quite rudely interrupted
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♣ Coraline Castell ♣ Jan 16 @ 5:39am 
Thank you for the compliment! I have offered the trade. Sorry for being so slow! Just got back on the PC. Feel free to unfriend me if you wish and enjoy your game! :butterfly:
Scarface Gunhoard Dec 4, 2017 @ 7:53pm 
I'll have to give myself a promotion!
Julius Seizure Jul 9, 2017 @ 7:33pm 
At least the roaches at the hotel I'm at for the next week are well-behaved
(+[__]::) Stovich Jun 11, 2017 @ 7:43pm 
Inspiration material for another video game pitch? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbBoZJ4lmXU
(+[__]::) Stovich Nov 5, 2016 @ 2:05pm 
I found you in a video game: http://imgur.com/eKvipDd
Julius Seizure Oct 18, 2016 @ 6:40pm 
I'm not quite certain how we're supposed to account for leap years when it comes to birthdays but for all legal intents and purposes I'm 20 now