💎 THE PREMIER SPECIMEN 💎

"I don't always bottom frag, but when I do, I'm still the most attractive person in the server." — tdih

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Attribute, Measurement

Bicep Peak, Larger than your future
Body Fat % .01%

Mirror Time, 18+ hours/day

Ego , Global Elite (Solar System Rank)

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🎮 WHY YOU ARE MAD

You just got one-tapped by a man who spends more on protein powder than you do on rent. While you were practicing smoke lineups on Mirage, I was hitting a new PR in the gym. While you were watching pro VODs, I was watching myself in the mirror. We are not the same.📈

CURRENT STATUS:

Bench Press: $405 \text{ lbs}

$K/D Ratio: $0.4$ (But I look $10/10$ doing it)

Mental State: Peak Alpha Your Mom: Just liked my latest Instagram post

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⚠️ WARNING

Looking at my profile picture for more than 5 seconds may cause:

1) Sudden Insecurity

2) Uncontrollable Crying

3) A sudden urge to buy a gym membership you'll never use

Stay weak, stay mad, stay in my crosshairs. ✌️