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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Unlocked Dec 1, 2015 @ 1:00am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Unlocked Dec 1, 2015 @ 12:45am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Unlocked Dec 1, 2015 @ 11:06am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2016 @ 10:08pm

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Unlocked Dec 1, 2015 @ 6:58am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2019 @ 9:20am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2019 @ 2:03am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2019 @ 3:15am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2019 @ 9:19am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2019 @ 11:17am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Unlocked Nov 7, 2019 @ 11:42am

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2015 @ 11:53pm

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2019 @ 3:11am

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2019 @ 11:54am

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2019 @ 9:53am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2019 @ 3:07am

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2019 @ 2:13am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2016 @ 9:55pm

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Unlocked Dec 1, 2015 @ 6:35am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Unlocked Mar 11, 2016 @ 10:27am

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2019 @ 9:36am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2019 @ 9:02am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Unlocked Dec 1, 2015 @ 11:25pm

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2015 @ 9:21am

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2019 @ 10:12am

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2019 @ 3:33am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2015 @ 8:39am

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Unlocked Nov 8, 2019 @ 8:40am

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Unlocked Nov 8, 2019 @ 8:40am

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
Unlocked Feb 28, 2021 @ 12:39am

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2019 @ 11:19am

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2019 @ 9:03am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Unlocked Dec 1, 2015 @ 11:08am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2019 @ 9:19am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Unlocked Dec 1, 2015 @ 7:31am

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2019 @ 9:20am

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Unlocked Dec 1, 2015 @ 11:26am

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2019 @ 3:52am

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2019 @ 9:37am

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
Unlocked Nov 8, 2019 @ 8:17am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Unlocked Mar 11, 2016 @ 10:28am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2019 @ 1:35am

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2019 @ 7:29am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Unlocked Dec 1, 2015 @ 12:37am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Unlocked Dec 1, 2015 @ 12:47am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Unlocked Dec 1, 2015 @ 12:34am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2019 @ 1:34am

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2019 @ 2:48am

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2019 @ 10:01am

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2015 @ 9:12am

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Unlocked Nov 7, 2019 @ 10:28am

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2019 @ 9:18am

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2019 @ 9:54am

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2019 @ 11:48am

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Unlocked Dec 1, 2015 @ 1:04am

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Unlocked Dec 1, 2015 @ 7:46am

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Unlocked Dec 1, 2015 @ 11:50am

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Unlocked Dec 1, 2015 @ 11:29pm

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.
Unlocked Dec 3, 2015 @ 12:01am

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.
Unlocked Dec 1, 2015 @ 12:57am

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Unlocked Dec 1, 2015 @ 11:44am

Ode to Eddings

Deactivated all of the Vend-A-Cure XJ-2 units.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2019 @ 7:23am

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2019 @ 7:04am

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2015 @ 9:36am

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Unlocked Aug 5, 2016 @ 10:44pm

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2019 @ 9:13am

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Unlocked Dec 1, 2015 @ 11:24pm

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!
Unlocked Nov 6, 2019 @ 9:33am



Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
28 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
17 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
24 / 30

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
10 / 30
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