Disaster Goat
David   Noord-Brabant, Netherlands
 
 
If you add me, give me first a reason why you added me on my page. Every add without a reason will be declined! Even if it goes for trading, I don't care we got friends in common. I always want a reason

Hello there, my name is David (You can also call me Mio) and I'm form the netherlands. So my english can has flaws ( Or alot of them D: ) but I try my best to get things right. if you want more information just ask me or look around on my deviantart (shameless attionwhoring) http://st0neddg0at.deviantart.com/



“Act my age?
What the fuck is that, “act my age”?
What do I care how old I am?
The Ocean is old as fuck.
It will still drown your ass with vigor.”
Currently Offline
Last Online 2 hrs, 19 mins ago
Info and shizzels
If you add me, give me first a reason why you added me on my page. Every add without a reason will be declined! Even if it goes for trading, I don't care we got friends in common. I always want a reason. And don't give me reasons like ''you look like a cool person''
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Teh cool kiddie corner (No order yo)

Daddy Lewd69
A smelly Giraffe
Bab Vinzo, the armaNerdo
Paintybucket >;3c
Larty
Tentacle Queen
Gaviono
Panini
Butt master
Red lego brick
Bughorsie
Ddek

shit dat made me giggle
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20:16 - Buttcakes: fucking tracer- being all swiggity swooty im here

21:54 - Buttcakes: I can imagine Jerry with Mettaton legs

1:31 - Smooth Buttery Dick Biscuit: Even my edgy car
1:31 - Smooth Buttery Dick Biscuit: cat*
1:31 - Smooth Buttery Dick Biscuit: is not as edgy as those people
1:32 - Lowd70™: lmao
1:32 - Smooth Buttery Dick Biscuit: even tho his ref says edgy
1:32 - Smooth Buttery Dick Biscuit: Lmao
1:32 - Lowd70™: the edgy car part also got me real good
1:32 - Smooth Buttery Dick Biscuit: I MISTYPED
1:32 - Lowd70™: I immediatly imagined a car with emo hair
1:32 - Lowd70™: like what kind of fucking oc is that lmao

(Bought him a pc, and this is what I got first when it arrived at his house)
16:37 - Goldii: It's came and it's massive


20:56 - Lowd70™: I won't mind fucking you anyway, I always masturbated to jelly jars anyway
20:56 - Lowd70™: I guess it's the same


16:47 - Jay | #SpookyRavioli.: My dick,and your dick are like Defibrilators.
16:47 - Jay | #SpookyRavioli.: Rub them enough and they shock.

16:48 - Jay | #SpookyRavioli.: OUr Ancestors made fire
16:48 - Jay | #SpookyRavioli.: By rubbing dicks.


16:30 - Lowd70™: I'm lonely and tired and lonely and horny and shit
16:30 - Lowd70™: Ohnoes, a frenchman is getting close to you
16:30 - Where'd ya get that WonderBoner?: Hello Lonely and tired
16:30 - Where'd ya get that WonderBoner?: I am dad.
16:31 - Lowd70™: I am committing suicid--
16:31 - Lowd70™: No, I'm gonna kill myse--
16:31 - Lowd70™: No.
16:31 - Lowd70™: I will end my life.
16:31 - Where'd ya get that WonderBoner?: Lmao
16:31 - Lowd70™: YOU CAN'T DADJOKE ME NOW
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Not for sale tho, just need more shits on it :3c
girl Jan 9 @ 8:43am 
Dude this stupid kid defends his ♥♥♥♥ing fob like every time. I try attacking random times of day. 3 am. Midnight. 4 PM. 10 am. This ♥♥♥♥ing dumbass fat♥♥♥♥♥♥probably has a ♥♥♥♥ing IV bag feeding him liquified doritos and McDonalds and sleeps on a life support toilet with a ♥♥♥♥ing oculus rift head visor helmet and wakes the ♥♥♥♥ up when I attack his ♥♥♥♥♥♥ base
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Patrick Jr. Dec 26, 2018 @ 10:30am 
Hope you had a wonderful Christmas <3
girl Nov 1, 2018 @ 3:10pm 
♥♥♥♥♥, in my opinion, I believe it is. So I know with some of you are gonna say “Oh, man, you must not get no ♥♥♥♥♥, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, if you jack off.” ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, let’s be real, okay? Everybody has jacked off once in they goddamn life. If you gonna sit back, and you gonna come on my video, and troll my♥♥♥♥♥♥ say “Oh, ♥♥♥♥♥, I never jacked off once in my life.” ♥♥♥♥♥, stop lying. Everybody does this♥♥♥♥♥♥ okay? So please miss me with that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥t, ♥♥♥♥♥, and go preach that♥♥♥♥♥♥to somebody who ♥♥♥♥ing is actually gonna listen to you, okay? Number 2, “Oh my God, this video was stupid. It was pointless.” Couldn’t’ve been that stupid, ♥♥♥♥♥, you still clicked on it! You know what I’m saying? All the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥s that’s watching this video, ♥♥♥♥♥, you saw the title of the ♥♥♥♥ing video before you clicked on the video. So it couldn’t’ve been that damn stupid if you still proceeded to click on the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. So, jacking off. The♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥s a sport, ♥♥♥♥ it.
girl Nov 1, 2018 @ 3:09pm 
There’s two damn things that you have to do. A. You build up a sweat. Well actually, you don’t have to do♥♥♥♥♥♥ There’s basically two things that goes down, that’s what I meant to say. A. You’re building up a sweat. I don’t give a ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥, if you are building up a sweat, goddamn it, that’s♥♥♥♥♥♥is considered a sport. You’re building up a sweat. Number 2, and the most important part of that♥♥♥♥♥♥ is that your hand is getting a workout. Your hand is getting a workout, ♥♥♥♥♥, you are building up your arm strength, and you are building up your hand strength, okay. I don’t know about you, ♥♥♥♥♥, but when I’m beating my♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥, my ♥♥♥♥ing hand muscles get ♥♥♥♥ing tight, you know what I’m saying? And that♥♥♥♥♥♥wears the ♥♥♥♥ out of my entire left arm. I used to be able to do it with my right hand, can’t do that♥♥♥♥♥♥ so I do it with my left hand. So, in my personal opinion, do you guys consider jacking off a sport?
girl Nov 1, 2018 @ 3:09pm 
“Oh my God! We caught a big♥♥♥♥♥salmon, reel that fat ♥♥♥♥♥ in, yeah.” ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, what are you doing athletically? How the ♥♥♥♥ is that working up a sweat, my ♥♥♥♥♥? What, you’re working out your arms, because you have to reel that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ in? ♥♥♥♥♥, that’s not a sport, dawg. Well, ♥♥♥♥ it. You know what, it is a sport. ♥♥♥♥ it. You guys want to consider that♥♥♥♥♥♥to be a sport? Jacking off is a ♥♥♥♥ing sport to me. Jacking off and beating your mother♥♥♥♥ing♥♥♥♥♥♥to porn is a sport.