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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 5 @ 5:37pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 5 @ 6:20pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 6 @ 12:31pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 6 @ 4:07pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 7 @ 9:59am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 9 @ 8:13am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 10 @ 1:34pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 11 @ 8:33am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 11 @ 12:50pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 13 @ 8:37am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 13 @ 8:53am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 13 @ 2:46pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 13 @ 3:53pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked Sep 5 @ 5:19pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 5 @ 5:21pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 5 @ 5:25pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 5 @ 5:33pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 5 @ 5:48pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 6 @ 1:34pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 6 @ 4:49pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 7 @ 10:54am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 9 @ 7:48am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 10 @ 1:39pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 12 @ 1:52pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 12 @ 1:52pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 12 @ 1:52pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 5 @ 5:20pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 5 @ 5:33pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 5 @ 6:16pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 6 @ 1:07pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked Sep 5 @ 5:19pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 5 @ 5:19pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 5 @ 5:34pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 6 @ 12:23pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 10 @ 2:18pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked Sep 5 @ 6:21pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked Sep 5 @ 5:19pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 5 @ 5:41pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 6 @ 1:59pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked Sep 5 @ 5:22pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked Sep 5 @ 6:52pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked Sep 6 @ 2:02pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked Sep 5 @ 5:41pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked Sep 6 @ 2:16pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked Sep 7 @ 1:47pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked Sep 5 @ 5:26pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked Sep 6 @ 1:59pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked Sep 7 @ 9:46am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked Sep 6 @ 2:30pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 10 @ 3:58pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 11 @ 12:54pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked Sep 7 @ 8:22am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 11 @ 7:10am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 12 @ 10:48am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked Sep 7 @ 1:24pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked Sep 11 @ 11:40am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked Sep 12 @ 4:58pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked Sep 9 @ 8:22am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 12 @ 8:50am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 13 @ 8:55am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked Sep 13 @ 1:50pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked Sep 13 @ 3:54pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked Sep 13 @ 3:54pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked Sep 5 @ 5:26pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 6 @ 12:30pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 7 @ 7:18am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked Sep 5 @ 5:19pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 5 @ 5:33pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 6 @ 3:21pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 5 @ 6:13pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 6 @ 2:02pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked Sep 8 @ 8:59am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 7 @ 1:16pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked Sep 11 @ 2:37pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked Sep 11 @ 2:38pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked Sep 7 @ 11:04am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked Sep 11 @ 2:37pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 9 @ 9:49am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 13 @ 8:43pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 12 @ 1:52pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked Sep 10 @ 1:36pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 12 @ 10:50am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 13 @ 12:18pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 10 @ 4:26pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 13 @ 11:58pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 7 @ 6:58am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 7 @ 3:20pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 10 @ 4:58pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked Sep 12 @ 2:15pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked Sep 11 @ 9:26am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked Sep 11 @ 1:35pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked Sep 26 @ 2:45pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked Sep 18 @ 7:55am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked Sep 17 @ 1:39pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked Sep 17 @ 1:39pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked Sep 13 @ 5:35pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked Sep 13 @ 3:25pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked Sep 9 @ 8:56am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked Sep 11 @ 7:44am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked Sep 10 @ 2:02pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 13 @ 9:58am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 13 @ 2:24pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked Sep 13 @ 4:00pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 13 @ 4:17pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 13 @ 4:42pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked Sep 10 @ 4:25pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 13 @ 9:11am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 13 @ 3:54pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 13 @ 8:26pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,000 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 12 @ 11:20am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 13 @ 10:15am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 15 @ 2:23pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked Sep 13 @ 8:12pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 14 @ 1:52am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked Sep 8 @ 9:00am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked Sep 7 @ 2:33pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Sep 13 @ 10:14am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 13 @ 2:36pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Sep 13 @ 2:14pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Sep 13 @ 3:55pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Sep 13 @ 4:14pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Sep 13 @ 6:46pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 13 @ 8:14pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Sep 13 @ 8:39pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Sep 13 @ 8:54pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 13 @ 9:12pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Sep 13 @ 9:27pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 8 @ 9:04am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 10 @ 1:57pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 13 @ 8:55am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 13 @ 8:09pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 12 @ 4:27pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked Sep 11 @ 8:40am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked Sep 12 @ 10:52am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked Sep 11 @ 3:08pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 13 @ 4:13pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 13 @ 4:41pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked Sep 13 @ 5:08pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 13 @ 8:48pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 13 @ 11:52pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 14 @ 12:08am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 12 @ 1:52pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 13 @ 2:55pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 13 @ 7:28pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 13 @ 11:09pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 14 @ 1:20am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked Sep 18 @ 2:04pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked Sep 20 @ 3:07pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked Sep 20 @ 3:50pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked Sep 20 @ 6:14pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked Sep 5 @ 5:44pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked Sep 5 @ 5:46pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked Sep 6 @ 5:14pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked Sep 9 @ 5:45am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked Sep 11 @ 9:18am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked Sep 13 @ 8:54am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked Sep 5 @ 6:20pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked Sep 7 @ 1:49pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked Sep 10 @ 3:44pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked Sep 12 @ 10:52am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked Sep 13 @ 11:15am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked Sep 6 @ 12:49pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 9 @ 6:22am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 11 @ 7:15am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 12 @ 4:47pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 13 @ 1:51pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Sep 13 @ 4:15pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Sep 13 @ 4:57pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 13 @ 5:00pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Sep 13 @ 9:14pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 14 @ 12:07am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Sep 14 @ 1:04am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Sep 14 @ 1:22am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Sep 14 @ 1:23am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Sep 14 @ 1:25am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Sep 14 @ 1:28am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 14 @ 1:40am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Sep 14 @ 1:52am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 14 @ 1:52am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Sep 14 @ 1:52am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Sep 14 @ 2:43pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 15 @ 2:02pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Sep 15 @ 2:22pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked Sep 12 @ 1:52pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked Sep 8 @ 8:57am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 13 @ 1:52pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 13 @ 4:41pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked Sep 13 @ 8:52am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked Sep 13 @ 9:58am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked Sep 13 @ 2:37pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked Sep 13 @ 4:11pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked Sep 13 @ 4:41pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 13 @ 4:44pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 13 @ 8:10pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 14 @ 12:08am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked Sep 14 @ 12:08am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 14 @ 12:08am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 14 @ 1:48am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 14 @ 1:48am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked Sep 15 @ 2:23pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 13 @ 6:02pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 13 @ 8:28pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 13 @ 9:58pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 14 @ 12:20am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 14 @ 1:00am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 14 @ 1:52am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 15 @ 2:23pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 16 @ 10:14am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 11 @ 12:17pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 11 @ 2:57pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 12 @ 12:30pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 12 @ 4:36pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 13 @ 8:54am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 13 @ 3:33pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 13 @ 3:55pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 13 @ 4:39pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 13 @ 7:49pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 13 @ 8:00pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 13 @ 11:39pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 17 @ 3:21pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked Sep 7 @ 8:02am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 11 @ 9:17am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 12 @ 10:28am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 14 @ 1:05am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 14 @ 12:21am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked Sep 13 @ 11:32pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 14 @ 4:00pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked Sep 13 @ 4:06pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked Sep 13 @ 4:30pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked Sep 13 @ 4:41pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked Sep 13 @ 6:30pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked Sep 13 @ 9:08pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 14 @ 12:08am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 14 @ 12:09am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 14 @ 12:21am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked Sep 14 @ 12:30am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 14 @ 1:53am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 15 @ 2:35pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 16 @ 10:20am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked Sep 7 @ 12:56pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked Sep 5 @ 6:18pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Sep 14 @ 1:04pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Oct 16 @ 8:59am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked Sep 20 @ 2:52pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 17 @ 6:43pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 14 @ 12:21am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 14 @ 12:29am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 14 @ 1:35am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 14 @ 1:51am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 15 @ 1:38pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 17 @ 2:15pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 17 @ 2:41pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked Sep 13 @ 9:08pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked Sep 13 @ 9:08pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked Sep 14 @ 12:08am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked Sep 14 @ 12:08am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked Sep 14 @ 1:41am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 14 @ 1:48am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 14 @ 1:53am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 14 @ 2:27pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked Sep 15 @ 2:34pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 17 @ 2:03pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 17 @ 2:17pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 17 @ 5:23pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Sep 15 @ 2:02pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 17 @ 1:42pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Sep 14 @ 2:16pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Sep 14 @ 1:52am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Sep 15 @ 2:22pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Sep 17 @ 1:43pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Sep 17 @ 1:55pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 17 @ 3:59pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Sep 17 @ 5:23pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 17 @ 5:43pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Sep 17 @ 5:14pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Sep 17 @ 6:15pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 17 @ 6:24pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Sep 20 @ 3:12pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked Sep 9 @ 5:45am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked Sep 13 @ 8:39pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked Sep 11 @ 10:44am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 13 @ 11:10am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 13 @ 3:55pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 13 @ 11:53pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 14 @ 12:22am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 14 @ 1:52am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 17 @ 9:07am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 17 @ 5:29pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 14 @ 12:02am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 15 @ 2:23pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 22 @ 4:14pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 13 @ 8:53am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 13 @ 11:43pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 14 @ 1:39am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 14 @ 2:15pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked Sep 14 @ 12:17am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked Sep 14 @ 12:21am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked Sep 14 @ 12:30am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked Sep 14 @ 12:30am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked Sep 14 @ 1:53am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 15 @ 2:37pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 16 @ 10:14am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 17 @ 2:16pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked Sep 17 @ 2:43pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 17 @ 5:27pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 17 @ 5:27pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 17 @ 6:15pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 20 @ 3:50pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked Sep 14 @ 1:53am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked Sep 14 @ 1:11pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked Sep 15 @ 2:13pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked Sep 17 @ 1:40pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked Sep 17 @ 1:43pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 17 @ 2:16pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 17 @ 5:19pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 17 @ 5:55pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked Sep 18 @ 7:45am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 23 @ 8:14am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 23 @ 9:22am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 23 @ 9:47am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 29 @ 11:00am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 17 @ 1:39pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 17 @ 1:43pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 17 @ 4:34pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 17 @ 4:34pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 17 @ 5:26pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 20 @ 5:02pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 23 @ 9:33am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 26 @ 3:39pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 13 @ 2:46pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 13 @ 4:38pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked Sep 22 @ 4:01pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 17 @ 4:25pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 17 @ 4:25pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 22 @ 7:55pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 29 @ 11:05am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 20 @ 5:48pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 22 @ 8:01pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 26 @ 2:24pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 17 @ 2:42pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 17 @ 2:16pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked Sep 16 @ 10:14am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked Sep 17 @ 1:44pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked Sep 17 @ 2:14pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked Sep 17 @ 5:15pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked Sep 17 @ 5:30pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 18 @ 7:46am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 20 @ 3:04pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 23 @ 8:40am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked Sep 23 @ 10:40am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 25 @ 1:12pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked Sep 11 @ 2:54pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 13 @ 12:18pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 13 @ 4:39pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 13 @ 11:54pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 14 @ 12:30am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 15 @ 2:11pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 17 @ 2:18pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 20 @ 6:18pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 23 @ 8:35am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 14 @ 12:04am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 15 @ 2:28pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 23 @ 8:07am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 23 @ 9:17am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 17 @ 5:27pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked Sep 13 @ 8:56am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked Sep 13 @ 8:54am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 13 @ 4:48pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 13 @ 8:21pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 14 @ 12:22am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 14 @ 1:08pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 17 @ 2:03pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 17 @ 5:24pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 23 @ 8:32am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 29 @ 11:00am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 14 @ 12:06am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 17 @ 2:00pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 23 @ 10:55am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 29 @ 11:25am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 16 @ 9:00am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked Sep 11 @ 9:29am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 14 @ 3:45pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 13 @ 8:51pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 25 @ 11:18am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 17 @ 5:19pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked Sep 17 @ 4:12pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked Sep 17 @ 5:15pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked Sep 17 @ 6:15pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked Sep 18 @ 7:45am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked Sep 23 @ 8:16am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 23 @ 9:18am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 23 @ 11:10am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked Sep 8 @ 8:58am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked Sep 17 @ 5:19pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked Sep 20 @ 5:02pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked Sep 23 @ 8:38am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked Sep 23 @ 9:33am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked Sep 26 @ 5:15pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked Sep 13 @ 1:50pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 13 @ 8:36pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 13 @ 10:54pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 14 @ 1:52am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 15 @ 2:23pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 17 @ 3:21pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 17 @ 6:43pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 26 @ 2:24pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 14 @ 12:27am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 17 @ 2:20pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 26 @ 3:05pm

Grand design

Own 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 13 @ 8:33pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 17 @ 5:27pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 14 @ 12:21am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 17 @ 1:40pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 5 @ 5:20pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 5 @ 5:26pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 5 @ 5:18pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked Sep 5 @ 5:37pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked Sep 5 @ 5:37pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked Sep 8 @ 8:52am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
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