SugarTits
 
 
I can lift a fully grown horse above my Head while standing on one foot, for a wager I once ate an entire bottle of rat posion and then ran several miles in the Nude. I cannot feel pain, I can see 3 miles un-aided by a lens, No man can kill me. I have beaten a man of every race in formal combat, including a Turk, a Pygmy Negro man and a rare deepwater Jew. A medical doctor and the vatican have signed a formal document confirming I have no soul. I once led a moderate right-wing deathsquad that ruled over Japan for a thousand Years. I have eaten all of my own children, born of my wife Hilda. I single handley firebombed dresden and I am also responsible for the refugee crisis and ISIS.
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welcome to DARK MEDIEVAL 14 May @ 6:00am 
Congratulations on reaching 1488 hours in Mount and Blade Warband. Never play that game again
cejsmith 3 Jan @ 1:42pm 
THE GREAT GLORIOUS KINGDOM OF MERCIA
Sorrezoo 3 Jan @ 1:41pm 
LOL CJ how do you know this ass sugar man
cejsmith 3 Jan @ 1:36pm 
I used to rule the world
Seas would rise when I gave the word
Now in the morning I sleep alone
Sweep the streets I used to own

I used to roll the dice
Feel the fear in my enemy's eyes
Listened as the crowd would sing
Now the old king is dead long live the king
One minute I held the key
Next the walls were closed on me
And I discovered that my castles stand
Upon pillars of salt and pillars of sand

I hear Jerusalem bells a-ringing
Roman cavalry choirs are singing
Be my mirror, my sword and shield
My missionaries in a foreign field
For some reason I can't explain
Once you'd gone there was never
Never an honest word
And that was when I ruled the world
Sorrezoo 9 Aug, 2017 @ 2:40pm 
twat
James 21 Mar, 2016 @ 9:29am 
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