Straw
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Hi, hello I am the epitome of idiocy.
Welcome to my room, mortal.
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Nibbulous Apr 1, 2020 @ 10:42pm 
im pregnant, and its yours. call me STRAIGHT away
FortNut Oct 13, 2017 @ 5:50am 
I honestly don't remember posting that
FortNut Aug 3, 2016 @ 9:46am 
i'm objectively pretty attractive. 6'1'', fit, facial aesthetics, and have a large number of friends. BUT, my little dicklet is laughable. 5 inches long, and a mere 4 inches of girth. to be honest, it hasn't seemed to matter that much with girlfriends. i am enthusiastic in the sack, can muster serious stamina, and know my way around a ♥♥♥♥.
YET there is nothing more i love doing than going to some barslut or tinder ♥♥♥♥♥'s place and revealing my pathetic pissclit. i'm sure they expected the whole package with me, so the look of defeat is palpable. it is an amazing sort of bathos that plunges them into a chasm that only a mind addled by hunger for BIGCOCK can appreciate.
i then ♥♥♥♥ them poorly for a hasty 5 minutes, achieve my climax, and make my leave, knowing i've done right in this world.
FortNut Aug 3, 2016 @ 9:32am 
Get memed
Twin Jul 6, 2016 @ 9:29pm 
YOU BEAUTIFUL HUMAN BEING
lang Apr 27, 2016 @ 4:45pm 
YOU DRAGON DILDO