What the fuwk did uwu just f.ing say about me, you little bich? I'll have uwu know I gwaduated top of my cwass in the Nawy Seaws, and I'we been inwolwed in numewous secwet waids on Al-Qwuaeda, and I hawe ovew 300 confiwmed kills. I am twained in gowilla wawfawe and I'm the top snipew in the entiwe US awmed fowces. Uwu awe nothing to me but juwt anothew tawget. I will wipe uwu the fuwk out with pwecision the likes of which has newew been seen befowe on this Eawth-chan, mawk my f.ing wowds. Uwu think uwu can get away with saying that swhit to me owew the Intewnet? Think again, fuwker. As we speak I am contacting my secwet netwowk of spies acwoss the USA and uwuw IP is being twaced wight now so you bettew pwepawe fow the stowm, maggot. The stowm that wipes out the pathetic little thing uwu call uwuw life. Uwu'we f.ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill uwu in owew sewen hundwed ways, and that's just with my bawe hands. Not only am I extensiwely twained in unawmed combat, but I hawe access to the entiwe awsenal of the Uwunited States Mawine Cowps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe uwuw misewable ass off the face of the continent, uwu little swhit. If only uwu could hawe known what unholy wetwibution uwuw little "clewer" comment was about to bwing down upon uwu, maybe uwu would hawe held uwuw f.ing tongue. But uwu couldn't, uwu didn't, and now uwu'we paying the pwice, uwu gowdamn idiot. I will swhit fuwy all ovew uwu and uwu will dwown in it.
Uwu'we f.ing dead, kiddo.

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