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Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked Mar 24, 2015 @ 4:54pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked Mar 24, 2015 @ 6:25pm

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked Mar 29, 2015 @ 7:34pm

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked Mar 29, 2015 @ 3:08pm

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked Mar 21, 2015 @ 2:52pm

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked Mar 29, 2015 @ 1:25pm

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.
Unlocked Mar 31, 2015 @ 3:44pm

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked Mar 24, 2015 @ 4:52pm

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked Mar 31, 2015 @ 11:36am

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked Mar 31, 2015 @ 11:07am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked Mar 21, 2015 @ 3:13pm

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked Mar 24, 2015 @ 4:43pm

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked Mar 24, 2015 @ 4:36pm

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked Mar 21, 2015 @ 3:36pm

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked Mar 29, 2015 @ 1:25pm

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked Mar 29, 2015 @ 5:50pm

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked Mar 29, 2015 @ 6:27pm

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked Mar 29, 2015 @ 1:17pm

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked Mar 31, 2015 @ 6:29pm

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked Mar 31, 2015 @ 2:44pm

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked Mar 27, 2015 @ 1:51pm

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked Mar 29, 2015 @ 6:09pm

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked Mar 31, 2015 @ 1:11pm

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked Mar 31, 2015 @ 1:24pm

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked Mar 31, 2015 @ 3:50pm

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked Mar 24, 2015 @ 4:36pm

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked Mar 24, 2015 @ 4:36pm

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
Unlocked Mar 29, 2015 @ 2:58pm

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked Mar 24, 2015 @ 4:02pm

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked Mar 29, 2015 @ 6:32pm



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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