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*It's one small step for man... One giant leap for-*

MY PANTS!

Boys and girls, I think you'll find
That my pants will blow your mind
Look at my pants with the eyes in your face!
My legs are covered in outer space!

Space pants!
Space pants!

I. Am Wearing. Space Pants!

Do you see my pants? No way you missed 'em!
My pants are a tour of the solar system!

When I say "Space," you say "Pants!"
Space!
(PANTS!)
When I say "Space pants," you say,
"Are intergalactic slacks!"
Space pants!
(ARE INTERGALACTIC SLACKS!)

Yes! Now you're getting it!
YES YES YES!

Ladies and Gentlemen, I'm happy to report
Gwen Stefani is wearing Space Shorts!

(GWEN)

People on Earth, hear what I say!
My shorts are from a galaxy far far away!
Asteroids, comets, meteors!
My shorts boldly go where no shorts have gone before!

(JONATHAN)

Space Shorts!

(GWEN)

And Space Pants!

(JONATHAN)

Space Pants!

(GWEN)

And Space Shorts!