Undead Unicorn
Valiant   Australia
A high-mettled creature like this, can't be broken by fair means, she will never be good for anything.
― Black Beauty Anna Sewel

I'm a dumb Australian who sometimes makes fun of a fat, autistic manchild and writes Xenofiction. I am a liability who needs to die and a disgusting warthog (t. """anon""" from /cow/). I don't have the capacity to form meaningful relationships and I try not to get too invested in anything.

My name is Valiant; only friends can call me Val and only I can call myself worthless.

There's a huge softspot on me for survival games that don't hold your hand.
Most of the time I talk shizznit. I hate edgy and extremist things and people.
:crunchychick: :crunchychick: :crunchychick:

Other shit you know me from:

- The LED Aussie Chick.
- Your Graphic Designer.
- "Sometimes I appear and do things" Admin.
- Forum Moderator of the most vilest place.
- Cuddle Machine-o-Flirt who like goes away for an indeterminate amount of time.
- Flake McBasic of DMtown.
- Bounty Hunter with Deaddy Issues.
- Owl Girl.

Main Interests: I can talk to eternity about this stuff!

Sci-Fi, Birds, Aliens, Watership Down, Fallout, Warhammer 40k, Star Wars, RimWorld, Dwarf Fort, Vinesauce (Rev, Mike, Vinny, Joel), Cults, Red Letter Media, Samurai Jack, and my undying respect for the Ocean.

Other Interests: I can hold a conversation about this stuff

Cyberpunk, Aquariums, Elder Scrolls, Elsagate, Stardew Valley, Survival, Fable, Freelancer, FoM, Futurama, Graffiti, Griffins, Ga'Hoole, Half Life, Homeworld, Dinosaurs, MnB, Nature, Owls, Sealab 2021, Spiders, Spore, The Room, Whose Line, World Building, Jurrassic Park, KOTOR, ME (Original Trilogy), Material Design.

Boring Shit: Shit you're probably interested in that I'm not.

Anime, Cape Movies, Weeb Trash, Furry Shit, Politics, Animal Rights, TV Series, Murderfuck TV Series

Secret Levels: Things I'm ashamed to like

Musicals, Fanfic, Hand Holding, Lovey Dovey Stuff, Besksinski, Goya, Monet.

If you like got any ideas for a RP group (Table or otherwise) just message me. I play Genesys and DnD, but I pick up board games pretty easily.
Currently Offline
Last Online 12 hrs, 49 mins ago
Watership Down ― Richard Adams
“They want to be natural, the anti-social little beasts. They just don't realize that everyone's good depends on everyone's cooperation.”

There is not a day or night but a doe offers her life for her kittens, or some honest captain of Owsla his life for his Chief Rabbit's. Sometimes it is taken, sometimes it is not. But there is no bargain, for here, what is, is what must be

“Why do the men come, do you suppose?"
"Who knows why men do anything?”

I’d rather succeed in doing what we can than fail to do what we can’t.

"I can't think why he didn't convince Threarah."
"Because Threarah doesn't like anything he hasn't thought of for himself.”

The Woodman and the Serpent ― Aesop's Fables

One wintry day a Woodman was tramping home from his work when he saw something black lying on the snow. When he came closer he saw it was a Serpent to all appearance dead. But he took it up and put it in his bosom to warm while he hurried home. As soon as he got indoors he put the Serpent down on the hearth before the fire.

The children watched it and saw it slowly come to life again. Then one of them stooped down to stroke it, but the Serpent raised its head and put out its fangs and was about to sting the child to death. So the Woodman seized his axe, and with one stroke cut the Serpent in two. "Ah," said he, "No gratitude from the wicked."

Tiger! Tiger! ― Rudyard Kipling

What of the hunting, hunter bold?
Brother, the watch was long and cold.

What of the quarry ye went to kill?
Brother, he crops in the jungle still.

Where is the power that made your pride?
Brother, it ebbs from my flank and side.

Where is the haste that ye hurry by?
Brother, I go to my lair—to die.

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