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Fond Du Lac, Wisconsin, United States



you to make a small donation to help local crack heads in need of a fix. For just hundreds of
bitcoins a day you can keep a crack head high as a kite. Here are some words from some of
the addicts helped by this:
"REEEEEEE! I CAN FINALLY BE HIGH 24/7!"
"This is some really good s*** man!"
" *Unintelligible screaming* "
Please consider making a donation...these addicts have done absolutely nothing for society nor
will they ever...will you do something for them?
Please call this toll heavy number 1-800-420-GOODCRACK or mail in a check to 6969 S. Piss Lake Rd. Jarata Indonesia 696969.
We have detected:
TENTACULUS RAPIVUS, a subspieces of TENTACULUS ANALUS
In your spaghetti sandwhich.
This dangerous animeal will try to fuck its way into every crack of your body, a senstation that you probably do not wish to experience (unless you into that idk). It will also try to impregnate you with neon-gumballs, another unwanted side affect.
There is also a slight chance it will give you a sushiTD in the near future.
To avoid this, please contact NAZIZP: Never Accept Zeno Ilusstrations of Zappados Porn
We will take care of your pesky invader with a good ol'e dose of LSD, gurrateed to wipe it off the face of the planet.
If you find yourself pregnant, just go on your weekly acid trip, it should clear your system out just fine!
If you find you have a sushiTD, we have plenty of options for you to take your early trip to nirvana with.
Call 1-800-IVE-BEEN-FUCKED Today!
1,000,000,000 dollars are required to recieve treatment. Shekels and bitcoins are also accepted.
NAZIZP does not promote the spreading of SushiTDs throughout a small community, due to the amount of people who will never be able to claim life insurance.
SushiTDs may also be spread the same way as the recently spreading weeboism. Protect yourself from overexposer to animez and henatis.
Gumballs have not been known to cause impregnation, although they have been known to color your nether regions a nice shade of LSD.
NAZIZP does not require anyone to visit to nirvana if they don't want too, just a signed contract acknowledge that they both have been fucked and are fucked.
Please fuck reponsibly to not spread SushiTDs or weebism.