Papa Shekels
Smh ol lamp shade eatin ass   Fond Du Lac, Wisconsin, United States
 
 
The Void has chosen me as its prophet. A prophet of profit. Isn't that wonderful?

Main aliases: Slayer115, Hentai-Chan the Weeaboo Warrior, Papa Shekels

Disagree with or contradict me in any way and I will annihilate you with a merciless torrent of paragraphs to prove my absolute superiority. You have been warned.

I don't take things seriously, mainly because I forgot how to.

December 23, 2016 - I cleared out my entire blocked list. I feel I have been too harsh on some people, and am therefore deciding to give everybody a second chance. I do not expect to do this ever again in the future; if you do something worthy of getting yourself blocked, that will now be a permanent consequence.
August 13, 2017 - I cleared out my entire blocked list again for the last time. If you do something to get blocked by me, you've earned it.

I will accept some friend invites, it depends on how well I know you and how trustworthy your account looks. Please just send a trade offer if you are interested in trading.
https://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=99362674&token=CY2NMcpC

Memorable quotes from my mentally unstable friends and acquaintances:
Character limit reached, try here
Currently Online
Items Up For Trade
2,589
Items Owned
5,682
Trades Made
470
Market Transactions
I have many more items to trade, these are just the highlights.
:2015holly:MP7 Gunsmoke FN - .06003 float, #7 lowest on Zone. Buyout is 2.5 keys.
:2015holly:AWP Elite Build BS - .9994 float, #21 highest. Buyout is 4 keys.
:2015holly:M4A1-S Boreal Forest FN - .06007 float, #41 lowest. Buyout is 2.5 keys.
:2015holly:M9 Case Hardened FN - .002 float, #6 lowest. #821 pattern, ~50% blue playside. Buyout is 140 keys.
:2015holly:Many Trading Cards - Looking mainly to either swap duplicates or finish sets for games I play, but I'm open to offers of all sorts.
:2015holly:Keys - Buying quicksells, bulk inventories, etc. Amounts of keys and rates will always be changing.
:2016villain: NOTHING IN THE ITEM SHOWCASE BELOW IS UP FOR TRADE :2016villain:
Some Basic Info for Trading
:SmartAss: My Trade Link
:2016bee: My Backpack.tf Profile [backpack.tf]
:2016villain: My SteamRep Profile [steamrep.com]
:cage: My Reddit Profile
I don't know if anybody is impersonating me at the moment, but if you're unsure, verify these links to make sure it really is me. You can also check my badges - I am always increasing my Steam level, but I only craft badges for games that I play, not the garbage 20c sets for 90% off indie games.

:csgohelmet:Beggars Blocked: Way too many
:csgohelmet:Attempted Scam Counter: 0176
I report scam attempts with full screenshot evidence to SteamRep [steamrep.com], so save my time and your credibility if that is your intention. Rather obviously, I also don't deal with marked scammers, since my reputation is more important to me than a quick buck.

Why do I do this?
:coolsam: I enjoy trading. I put a ridiculous amount of time and effort into updating my listings, visiting trade servers, and learning the economy. I could be doing other things with my time or earning more money, but I choose to do this instead because it's an awesome way of being involved with the community and trying out items I would never have used otherwise.

What do I trade in?
I trade in mostly TF2 stuff, Warframe platinum/items, CS:GO skins, and Steam Trading Cards. I have my own rule/guideline thread on the trade forums of each individually.
:csgoct: Counter-Strike: Global Offensive
:tradingcard: Steam Trading Cards
:crate: Team Fortress 2
:csgoglobe: Warframe

What are my rules?
Most of this is common sense. Treat me with respect by reading these and I will treat you with respect by accomodating your trade to the best of my abilities.

:plat2ball:I am open to a fair offer, but be reasonable. If you are just trying to scam me, beg for something, dump your unwanted trade stock, or get a discount to resell my stuff for your own profit, I will ignore/block/report you as necessary.
This applies to obvious lowball offers as well. Small differences due to rounding or price changes are fine, but if the values are clearly not even close to equal then you can expect our future business to be nonexistent. Not knowing the value of your/my items is not an excuse, even if you are new to trading; I provide ways of checking prices on my individual threads.

:plat2ball:My long term goal of trading is profit, but for each individual trade I wish only not to be left at a loss. I look for deals where we can both come out happy(quicksells, bulk, dream items). Despite that, I sometimes value more than just raw price and reserve the right to decline a trade for personal reasons.

:plat2ball:Please do not argue prices with me. I have been trading for a pretty long time and thoroughly understand how most item pricings work. If I am not experienced with something, then I will not price it above what I am confident it can resell for. If I do not want something, the only reason I would ever accept it would be for profit. As for my own listings, I will usually try to be the cheapest seller of that particular item. My initial pricing will almost always already be the lowest I am selling/highest I will offer.

:plat2ball:Because of reasons stated above, I will not usually give discounts from a preset price, especially when dealing with a small amount/value of items. I will consider it only if we do a major trade deal that takes some time and negotiation to fulfill. I will also occasionally pay extra to somebody at my own discretion for being a good sport about a complicated trade or one where unexpected issues arise. In other words, I will give discounts to people who I deem deserving of them.

:plat2ball:I strongly prefer a trade offer over adding, but if you truly feel you have a special case that can not be resolved otherwise, we can discuss it. Just leave a comment either here or on the post saying why exactly you are adding me; "added for trade" is too generic and generally a waste of my time.

:plat2ball:I am NOT going to trade for real money in any form like paypal. In any other possible form of trade outside a Steam window, like wallet codes, I have a firm and non-negotiable policy that I will not go first under ANY circumstances. No matter how much cashrep, +reps, inventory value, or anything else you have, I will not send over my part of the trade until I have safely received your payment. Online balances and rep can be faked, people can be impersonated, and I take no risks with my own items.

Anything else?
:2015holly:I am somewhat busy with trading, college, and other real life activities, so I try to be efficient with my time. I am rather patient if somebody takes time looking over what I have to offer or calculating value, but do not be offended if I skip all the formalities or remove you from my friends list after a trade you added me for. I also ask that you treat my time with as much respect as I do yours; do as much research on items beforehand as you can and have an offer in mind if you are adding me for a trade.

:2015holly:I do not ever try to scam people over any trade, big or small. With that said, I will accept a trade that I know is one sided towards me unquestioningly. Common sense dictates that as a trader exchanging items, it is your responsibility to know the value of what you have and what you are getting. I will always trade under the assumption that you understand and accept this, and through generosity or other reasoning you choose to overpay. I do not under any circumstances guarantee tradebacks/refunds.

:2015holly:If you feel strongly about my rules or anything else about me, feel free to leave a comment; I am open to suggestions and (constructive) criticism.

:clementineelf:If you managed to get this far, thank you for taking the time to review my terms. I hope we can mutually benefit from our trade.
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Chawizard 24 Apr @ 2:10pm 
big gay boy, the pissman is stronger.
HIDUP RAKYAT 24 Apr @ 12:28am 
Added for trade, Has 2nd lowest float ump caramel FN