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Papa Shekels

Smh ol lamp shade eatin ass

Fond Du Lac, Wisconsin, United States

Level

Sticker Completionist

100 XP

The Void has chosen me as its prophet. A prophet of profit. Isn't that wonderful?

Main aliases: Slayer115, Hentai-Chan the Weeaboo Warrior, Papa Shekels

Disagree with or contradict me in any way and I will annihilate you with a merciless torrent of paragraphs to prove my absolute superiority. You have been warned.

I don't take things seriously, mainly because I forgot how to.

December 23, 2016 - I cleared out my entire blocked list. I feel I have been too harsh on some people, and am therefore deciding to give everybody a second chance. I do not expect to do this ever again in the future; if you do something worthy of getting yourself blocked, that will now be a permanent consequence.
August 13, 2017 - I cleared out my entire blocked list again for the last time. If you do something to get blocked by me, you've earned it.

I will accept some friend invites, it depends on how well I know you and how trustworthy your account looks. Please just send a trade offer if you are interested in trading.
https://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=99362674&token=CY2NMcpC

Memorable quotes from my mentally unstable friends and acquaintances:
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Items Up For Trade

2,528

Items Owned

5,820

Trades Made

470

Market Transactions

I have many more items to trade, these are just the highlights.

MP7 Gunsmoke FN - .06003 float, #7 lowest on Zone. Buyout is 2.5 keys.

AWP Elite Build BS - .9994 float, #21 highest. Buyout is 4 keys.

M4A1-S Boreal Forest FN - .06007 float, #41 lowest. Buyout is 2.5 keys.

M9 Case Hardened FN - .002 float, #6 lowest. #821 pattern, ~50% blue playside. Buyout is 140 keys.

Many Trading Cards - Looking mainly to either swap duplicates or finish sets for games I play, but I'm open to offers of all sorts.

Keys - Buying quicksells, bulk inventories, etc. Amounts of keys and rates will always be changing.

NOTHING IN THE ITEM SHOWCASE BELOW IS UP FOR TRADE

Item Showcase

2,528

Items Owned

Some Basic Info for Trading

My Trade Link

My Backpack.tf Profile [backpack.tf]

My SteamRep Profile [steamrep.com]

My Reddit Profile
I don't know if anybody is impersonating me at the moment, but if you're unsure, verify these links to make sure it really is me. You can also check my badges - I am always increasing my Steam level, but I only craft badges for games that I play, not the garbage 20c sets for 90% off indie games.

Beggars Blocked: Way too many

Attempted Scam Counter: 0177

I'm pretty much done with trading now since Valve seems so intent on destroying it. Open to offers on the few things I'm still selling. I'm also looking for long-term suppliers of certain trade-up materials.

If you're going to add me for anything trade-related, leave a DETAILED comment about the specific reason why. Something as generic as "added for trade" is a guaranteed decline.

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2,421

Achievements

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38%

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Recent Activity

59.6 hours past 2 weeks

1,284 hrs on record
last played on 28 May

Warframe

Achievement Progress 163 of 174

+158

Screenshots 83

38 hrs on record
last played on 28 May

DARK SOULS™: REMASTERED

Achievement Progress 28 of 41

+23

Screenshots 2 Review 1

1,727 hrs on record
last played on 27 May

Counter-Strike: Global Offensive

Global Sentinel

500 XP

Achievement Progress 156 of 167

+151

Screenshots 151 Review 1

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Comments

✪ som ting wong | trade.tf 24 May @ 8:06pm

Looking to negotiate

Ottoman Soldier cs.money 23 May @ 6:54am

add me for trade

Ne0n Ri0 8 May @ 12:37pm

Lots of undervalued items, nice

C.E. Bootleg Michael Jackson 3 May @ 5:21pm

Greetings! I am a representative from the UCHA (United Crack Head Association) here to ask

you to make a small donation to help local crack heads in need of a fix. For just hundreds of

bitcoins a day you can keep a crack head high as a kite. Here are some words from some of

the addicts helped by this:

"REEEEEEE! I CAN FINALLY BE HIGH 24/7!"

"This is some really good s*** man!"

" *Unintelligible screaming* "

Please consider making a donation...these addicts have done absolutely nothing for society nor

will they ever...will you do something for them?

Please call this toll heavy number 1-800-420-GOODCRACK or mail in a check to 6969 S. Piss Lake Rd. Jarata Indonesia 696969.

AquaEagle627 30 Apr @ 7:02pm

***************WARNING**********************************************

We have detected:

TENTACULUS RAPIVUS, a subspieces of TENTACULUS ANALUS

In your spaghetti sandwhich.

This dangerous animeal will try to fuck its way into every crack of your body, a senstation that you probably do not wish to experience (unless you into that idk). It will also try to impregnate you with neon-gumballs, another unwanted side affect.

There is also a slight chance it will give you a sushiTD in the near future.

To avoid this, please contact NAZIZP: Never Accept Zeno Ilusstrations of Zappados Porn

We will take care of your pesky invader with a good ol'e dose of LSD, gurrateed to wipe it off the face of the planet.

If you find yourself pregnant, just go on your weekly acid trip, it should clear your system out just fine!

If you find you have a sushiTD, we have plenty of options for you to take your early trip to nirvana with.

Call 1-800-IVE-BEEN-FUCKED Today!

AquaEagle627 30 Apr @ 7:01pm

DISCLAIMER:
1,000,000,000 dollars are required to recieve treatment. Shekels and bitcoins are also accepted.

NAZIZP does not promote the spreading of SushiTDs throughout a small community, due to the amount of people who will never be able to claim life insurance.

SushiTDs may also be spread the same way as the recently spreading weeboism. Protect yourself from overexposer to animez and henatis.

Gumballs have not been known to cause impregnation, although they have been known to color your nether regions a nice shade of LSD.

NAZIZP does not require anyone to visit to nirvana if they don't want too, just a signed contract acknowledge that they both have been fucked and are fucked.

Please fuck reponsibly to not spread SushiTDs or weebism.

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