Papa Shekels
Smh ol lamp shade eatin ass   Fond Du Lac, Wisconsin, United States
 
 
The Void has chosen me as its prophet. A prophet of profit. Isn't that wonderful?

Main aliases: Slayer115, Hentai-Chan the Weeaboo Warrior, Papa Shekels

Disagree with or contradict me in any way and I will annihilate you with a merciless torrent of paragraphs to prove my absolute superiority. You have been warned.

I don't take things seriously, mainly because I forgot how to.

December 23, 2016 - I cleared out my entire blocked list. I feel I have been too harsh on some people, and am therefore deciding to give everybody a second chance. I do not expect to do this ever again in the future; if you do something worthy of getting yourself blocked, that will now be a permanent consequence.
August 13, 2017 - I cleared out my entire blocked list again for the last time. If you do something to get blocked by me, you've earned it.

I will accept some friend invites, it depends on how well I know you and how trustworthy your account looks. Please just send a trade offer if you are interested in trading.
https://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=99362674&token=CY2NMcpC

Memorable quotes from my mentally unstable friends and acquaintances:
Character limit reached, try here
Currently Offline
Last Online 3 hrs, 41 mins ago
Items Up For Trade
2,458
Items Owned
5,983
Trades Made
470
Market Transactions
I have many more items to trade, these are just the highlights.
:2015holly:MP7 Gunsmoke FN - .06003 float, #7 lowest on Zone. Buyout is 2.5 keys.
:2015holly:AWP Elite Build BS - .9994 float, #21 highest. Buyout is 3.5 keys.
:2015holly:StatTrak Gut Knife Emerald FN - .0105 float, #5 lowest for ST. Buyout is 265 keys.
:2015holly:M9 Case Hardened FN - .002 float, #6 lowest. #821 pattern, ~50% blue playside. Buyout is 132 keys.
:2015holly:Driver Gloves Convoy FN - .0625 float, #2 lowest. Buyout is 340 keys.
:2015holly:Many Trading Cards - Looking mainly to either swap duplicates or finish sets for games I play, but I'm open to offers of all sorts.
:2016villain: NOTHING IN THE ITEM SHOWCASE BELOW IS UP FOR TRADE :2016villain:
Some Basic Info for Trading
:SmartAss: My Trade Link
:2016bee: My Backpack.tf Profile [backpack.tf]
:2016villain: My SteamRep Profile [steamrep.com]
:cage: My Reddit Profile
I don't know if anybody is impersonating me at the moment, but if you're unsure, verify these links to make sure it really is me. You can also check my badges - I am always increasing my Steam level, but I only craft badges for games that I play, not the garbage 20c sets for 90% off indie games.

:csgohelmet:Beggars Blocked: Way too many
:csgohelmet:Attempted Scam Counter: 0179

I'm pretty much done with trading now since Valve seems so intent on destroying it. Open to offers on the few things I'm still selling. I'm also looking for long-term suppliers of certain trade-up materials.

If you're going to add me for anything trade-related, leave a DETAILED comment about the specific reason why. Something as generic as "added for trade" is a guaranteed decline.
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Recent Activity

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The Piss Man 5 Jun @ 12:44pm 
:jarate::jarate::jarate::jarate::jarate:Falls from the sky and sticks a super hero landing, a Pissly aura :jarate: radiates from him. My dear friend Beggar Lord it is time once again to suit up for battle... That's right a Gang War of Piss :jarate: has been declared, this time our enemy is The Eagle of Retardation. I expect you to fully empty out your coffers into this just effort! Remember The Piss Man always gives his Piss :jarate: to the terrible.:jarate::jarate::jarate::jarate::jarate:
Triviabott 29 May @ 3:36pm 
scumbag cheater
uses walls and macros in cod ww2
Looking to negotiate
Ottoman Soldier cs.money 23 May @ 6:54am 
add me for trade
Ne0n Ri0 8 May @ 12:37pm 
Lots of undervalued items, nice
The Piss Man 3 May @ 5:21pm 
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" *Unintelligible screaming* "

Please consider making a donation...these addicts have done absolutely nothing for society nor

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Please call this toll heavy number 1-800-420-GOODCRACK or mail in a check to 6969 S. Piss Lake Rd. Jarata Indonesia 696969.