Look at me, hands in the air like it's good to be.   Phoenix, Arizona, United States
Well helllooooooo there! My name is Jake and I love games, hardcore parkour, lesbian seagulls, and cheese. Want to play something? Let me know!
Thank you for all the gifts everyone! I love you! :8bitheart:

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CPU: Intel(R) Core(TM) i7-4790K CPU @ 4.00GHz
GPU: EVGA GeForce GTX 950 2GB [www.amazon.com] Radeon HD 7850 2GB :csgox:
Mem: 8gb G.SKILL Ripjaws X
Mobo: Asus Z97-A
Mouse: Logitech G5
Keyboard: Saitek Eclipse
Cooler: Enermax ETS-T40-TB

LoL:                   Jakeeeee
Battletag:           Sklurm#1958
GuildWars 2:      Sklurm.2537
GTA5 Online:      http://rsg.ms/2030ebf

now with 100% more shennanninnigans
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Most of you probably arent going to read this...
but next week I turn 46, and I want to become a walrus. I know there is a million people out there just like me, but I promise you Im different. On December 14th, I'm moving to Antarctica home of the greatest walruses. I've already cut off my arms, and now slide on my stomach everywhere I go as training. I may not be a walrus yet, but I promise you if you give me a chance and the support I need I will become the greatest walrus ever!

Million rupee quotes ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

JS16: you underestimated how much we know each others equipment

Bodhisattva: i dont care i want it
Bodhisattva: inside of me

Bodhisattva: i dont not like you
Bodhisattva: you whore

smahama: you dont wanna ride me??
smahama: thats rude

Big Pete's House of Munch: i was trying to aim for a patch of grass or something to give myself some kind of traction

lazie: yea im working on sleeping jobs

AshleyF: lol ur sooo god

Krypt | Banksie: this should be fun with my stick

Timbo: would you eat a pizza out of that??

Ameryn: it was good for my back
Ameryn: nice and hard

Jake The Jew: im actually used to the balls
Screenshot Showcase
Grand Theft Auto V
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peanut butter mouth

Recent Activity

75 hrs on record
last played on Jul 20
5.7 hrs on record
last played on Jul 20
15.9 hrs on record
last played on Jul 20
We Love This Game! May 7 @ 9:37pm 
[JUV] C.Ronaldo Apr 16 @ 6:42am 
I have Orange Doughnut and I want to 2-3 triumph crate
Jestersmiles Jan 15 @ 11:42pm 
Hope the new year is treating you well :steamhappy:
vile Jan 4 @ 3:16pm 
no pls mom dont do this to me
IronCrust Jan 4 @ 1:36pm 
A very late Happy New Year to my favourite Walrus!
Pinhead Jan 3 @ 1:23am 
JAKE :KneelingBow: