My moms face is like a tomato because her blood vessels pop when she remembers how fat and unaccomplished I am

(gun owner btw i plan to punish my children)

I drink alcohol and drive cars because my 5'5 dad hates me and my fat mom

Hi, wanna play together sometime? 😊

EVERY FU/CKING DAY I see your fu/cking story; it's the same story every day. You in the fu/cking Henley with the fu/cking black sleeves and blue torso, puffin that sh1t in the fu/cking woods or the bus stop, blowin it out, sayin, fu/ckin, "You know how we do, we lit fam" you say the same sh1t every day you pass it over to your boy, and you say, "Yoo, what up, bro?" and then he looks at you and he's like, "Yoo, you recording me? wtf??" And then you fu/cking like, "Yeeeeh yeeeeeh, I gotchu fam" and that's it. Every snap, it's the same.

Hewwo pwincess... hope your doing well.