The G.O.A.T

I heard you had a big breakthrough at the biolab and got yourself on a work trip! That’s exciting! I’m sure the cruise through Argentina, the southern Atlantic, and up the western coast of Africa was beautiful! I’m almost positive it’s unrelated but I did notice your cruise ship that you told me about seemed to also be the one I kept seeing on the news.. The same one that had an outbreak of something called the hantavirus?? Was just a little spooked that on your biolab work trip, this really deadly disease started spreading out of nowhere! What a crazy coincidence right??

Anyway, keep up the good work!

+rep warned me about the pager but it still made big boom..

muh dic fel ouf :(

I followed your advice to keep my head up but it turns out an Israeli spy plane saw me stick my head out of the cave. Awkwardddd . Luckily I got a new pager delivered today! I've never had one before, but the guy who delivered it told me it was very important I keep it on me at all times, specifically around my waist, kinda weird but everyone is weird over here. I'll keep you updated :)

nice butt

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