Kelp | Sirc
Never completely clueless. Not for long.

Due to what I consider to be an excess of traders adding me recently, I have guidelines now for how you should handle trading with me:

I want one message including all of the following:
- What you want from me
- What you're going to give me in return
- The method you're going to use to trade items / money
- You can include a brief salutations if you'd like to be polite

If you choose any method other than direct Steam trading or the Steam marketplace, stop now . I will not go to another website, I will not accept any form of payment other than items obtained directly from your inventory via Steam trading or money obtained directly from the Steam marketplace. I'm more than happy to block you should you attempt to try anything else.

Failure to respect these guidelines means I'm far less likely to respect you. "When in Rome, do as the Romans do." It's basic professional etiquette to honor these conventions when I am the one who has what you want.
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Zirconius Jun 22, 2017 @ 11:02am 
The thing I really like about Planes is that we learn that WWII happened in the Cars universe. Which means there was a Cars Hitler, a Cars holocaust, a Cars Pacific War, a Cars D-Day, a Cars nuking of Hiroshima and Nagasaki, a Cars♥♥♥♥♥♥of Nanking, a Cars Battle of Iwo Jima...
This leads to so many important questions, like: were the Cars Little Boy and Fat Man nukes sentient? Was it a suicide mission? Are ALL Cars nuclear weapons sentient? Did Tsar Bomba have a personality?
What kind of car was Car Hitler? A VW? A forklift?
Was there a Cars 9/11? Were the planes hijacked, or were the planes themselves radicalized?
I could go on
Edit: I just realized a Cars 9/11 gives a whole new layer of meaning to the phrase "let's roll"
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