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"Cheating seems to be a relevant term only when one is caught in the act. Otherwise it is viewed as intelligence, no?"
— HK-47

"Application: Searching memory banks. Thruster control; navigational computer; large, bulbous body. I think I am a starship."
— HK-47, upon reactivation

HK-47: "Retraction: Did I say that out loud? I apologize, master. While you are a meatbag, I suppose I should not call you such."
Revan: "You just called me a meatbag again!"
HK-47: "Explanation: It's just that... you have all these squishy parts, master. And all that water! How the constant sloshing doesn't drive you mad, I have no idea."
— HK-47 and Revan

HK-47: "Amendment: Then I will endeavour not to refer to you by your meatbag status in the future, master. Does that suffice?"
Revan: "No!"
HK-47: "Query: I am confused. 'No' you do wish to be referred to as meatbag or 'no' it does not suffice?"
Revan: "Are you deliberately trying to insult me?"
HK-47: "Answer: Deliberation implies some form of intent, master, when I am only stating a fact. Perhaps you would prefer the term liquidious fleshbag?"
Revan: "How about 'human'?"
HK-47: "Objection: But... but that technical term does not accurately portray the vast amount of bulbous slushiness present in your bipedal form!"
— HK-47 and Revan discuss alternatives to the term "meatbag"

Revan: "But I'm not your master."
HK-47: "Qualification: You are my master, master. Did you not purchase me legitimately? Am I stolen goods? Shall I report myself to the authorities?"
Revan: "Whoa, slow down there. Yes, I did purchase you..."
HK-47: "Explanation: Then you qualify as my master and I must refer to you as such. The legal requirements for models of my type are very specific, master."
Revan: "Models of your type? What type is that?"
HK-47: "Evasion: Oh... the illegal kind of model, master... you know..."
Revan: "There are legal requirements for illegal models?"
HK-47: "Answer: More than there are for legal models, apparently. That is meatbag logic for you."
— Revan and HK-47

Revan: "I guess you're not all bad."
HK-47: "Observation: Neither are you, master. For an organic meatbag."
Revan: "Now, listen here..."
HK-47: "Correction: Err... fluid-filled biped? Watery flesh-sentient? I'll, uh, work on it, master."
— Revan and HK-47

"Mockery: Your organic flailings amuse me."
— HK-47, to a team of companions

Mark VII prototype: "I have learned to appreciate the value of all life."
HK-47: "That is very sad. Are you damaged? Is it repairable?"
Mark VII protoype: "Negative. It is a result of my own conscious decision, and I would not change my new values if I could."
— Mark VII prototype and HK-47

"History is on the move, Captain. Those who cannot keep up will be left behind, to watch from a distance. And those who stand in our way will not watch at all."
―Thrawn, to Gilad Pellaeon

Pellaeon: "But if they're not going to hit Tangrene... then where?"
Thrawn: "The last place we would normally expect them."
Pellaeon: "Bilbringi? Sir, that's..."
Thrawn: "Insane? Of course it is. The insanity of men and aliens who've learned the hard way that they can't match me face-to-face. And so they attempt to use my own tactical skill and insight against me. They pretend to walk into my trap, gambling that I'll notice the subtlety of their movements and interpret that as genuine intent. And while I then congratulate myself on my perception — they prepare their actual attack."
―Grand Admiral Thrawn, confounding Captain Pellaeon with his reverse-reverse psychology tactics

Einige Worte zum Schluss...
Ich verteile so krasse Bretter, ich sollte im Baumarkt arbeiten.
Skill ist, wenn Luck zur Gewohnheit wird.
Ich campe nicht, das ist taktisches Warten.
Wer zuletzt lacht, hat den höchsten ping.

Echte Gamer renovieren nicht, Sie modden.
Echte Gamer räumen nicht auf, sie defragmentieren ihr Zimmer.
Mit nem Apple Produkt zu spielen ist wie mit nem Toaster Kaffee kochen zu wollen.
Die Xbox360 ist ein Multitalent! CDs schreddern, grillen, und heizen in einem, zudem übertönt sie wunderbar Zug- und Flugzeuggeräusche sowie nervige Nebengeräusche (zB. Schreie der Mutti).