THERE'S A NUCLEAR MELTDOWN IN LEGO CITY
A NUCLEAR REACTOR HAS EXPLODED IN LEGO CITY

START THE EMERGENCY HELICOPTERS

HEY

BUILD THE HELICOPTERS, THROW BORON INTO THE REACTOR AND STOP THE DISASTER

THE NEW CHERNOBYL COLLECTION FROM LEGO CITY

please dont tell my mom

What a smelly siege player, 360 soft wall shooting, spawn peeking player, this hurts mah soul

*Fart*
Uh oh
Stinky
Poop
Ahahahahahaha
Poopies
Funny poopies
Elelelele
Haha
Funny poop, poop funny
Wheee
Haha
Yay for poopie
Good poopie
Poopie funny
Hahahahahahaha
Poop poop poop poop poop poop poop, funny
Yay
Fun fun poop!
Tee, hee, hee
Poop poopie, yay
Poop make me happy, happy, happy
Yahahahahaha
Uh oh
I think I made a poopie
Poop in pants, no diaper, that's funny!
Hahahahahahahahaha
Oopsie, poopy underwear now

Hey guys. I know I joke around on here a lot, but I just wanted to bring light to a bit of a more serious topic. What I'm about to tell is really hard for me to say, and I hope we can move past this and leave it behind us and it won't affect the way you see me. As you may know, I've engaged in some heinous behavior (sex) in the past, and I am not proud of this. I just want you to all know that I have decided to be come a virgin again. Moving forward, any and all sex I've had in the past no longer counts. Again, I thank all of you for supporting me through this and accepting me and my decision.

Hey Jon get your ♥♥♥ into the scullery and produce me some lasaga
No Garfielf you are transforming into such a fat kitty cat
Be it as it may I currently require some lasaga
You possess he opportunity to be in ownership of this platter of heterogeneous greens
Within the occurrence that I occupy the inability to consume my lasaga I am inclined to punt Odie so that he beomes absent from the table
bOrf bOrf
Laughing maniacally
What is transpiring with you garfelo CEASE
That was th action you warrant you abominable mutt
That's it garfunel you have accomplished the issue that traverses into heinousness
It is the occasion to deposit you inside the enclosed microwave
Loud cat screaming sounds
Due to the fact tht the obese ♥♥♥♥ has kicked the bucket time to chow down
John you have caused me to unleash my true power
Bring it on you appalling carrot hued hideball
TASTE MY DELICIOUS WRATH!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!11!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!