/ser.çjo.'baN/ - Sir Govan ‮‮   Antarctica
After all these years... you're still pronouncing my name wrong.

Discord handle: Sergiovan#0831
Currently Offline
Last Online 10 days ago
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Have a great canadian day
Wormhole to Greyoda

Info about me
I was born yesterday.
If I'm playing a game, feel free to join the stream. I always broadcast what I play for everyone.
I live and breathe programming. My favorite languages are Javascript, html, css, pong and Windows.
I'm in a very serious proffesional group to fight The Blinkening []
Casual homophobe sometimes. Not looking to become a pro, only doing it for fun.
My favorite subject to talk about []
Taking 'Legal Drafting for Wishes and Negotiations with Extra-Dimensional Entities' at university.

Beat Fire at The Witness in a glorious puzzle-based duel. Proof []
Achieved Steam Fame [] by masterfully playing Peggle for 3 hours on the 4th of April, 2016.
Beat Fire (again) at Return of the Obra Dinn in a glorious murder-mystery-based duel. Proof []

Games 100%
Super Hexagon: 20-7-2013 13:15
Thomas was alone: 15-8-2013 00:19
Risk of Rain: 28-3-2014 21:26
Viscera Cleanup Detail: Shadow Warriors: 11-4-2014 21:36
Hexcells: 4-9-2014 8:06
Hexcells Plus: 25-9-2014 17:07
Gunpoint: 31-10-2015 17:08
The Witness: 2-2-2016 18:30 (Achievements)
Adventure capitalist: 25-7-2016 14:07
Rebirth + Afterbirth: 17-12-2016 15:00 (With only 100 deaths, no more, no less) 117 hours total
Afterbirth+: 28-03-2017 (Fuck you, dedication achievement) 217 hours total
Afterbirth+ and booster packs: 06-08-2018 (EDMUUUUND) 420 hours total, 78 hours since booster pack #5 launch
Celeste: 11-08-2018 16:35 (No assist!), 23 hours total

Achievements granted by me
Now hosted on my personal website []
Attention - Do not use my personal website if you hate Javascript, PHP, CSS or are blind. You have been warned.

Awards and other stuff
Bronze Stars: 1 []
Silver Stars: 1 []
A Chatty Award™ [] for 'Best stalker'.
A Chatty award™ [] for 'Most likely to clop'.
Another Chatty award™ [], the 'Pun award'.
Chievo [] from Kiki for being too smart
Another chievo [] from Kiki for sucking at Binding of Isaac

Very artsy []
Favorite Game
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Perfect Games
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Perfect Games
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Recent Activity

473 hrs on record
last played on Jan 17
31 hrs on record
last played on Jan 17
1,786 hrs on record
last played on Jan 17
KB2K, 90'S ppl never surrend Dec 15, 2018 @ 5:56pm 
Thanks for sticking with me despite me being bad, kudos bro
¡ byteframe 😶 is plucky ! Nov 28, 2018 @ 3:38pm 
A Vulcan can no sooner be disloyal than he can exist without breathing.
-- Kirk, "The Menagerie", stardate 3012.4

[Doctors and Bartenders], We both get the same two kinds of customers
-- the living and the dying.
-- Dr. Boyce, "The Menagerie" ("The Cage"), stardate unknown
Ellis D. Mar 8, 2018 @ 2:36pm 
+rep Nice mate in Rocket League
Wis Jan 15, 2018 @ 4:34pm 
Dave Jul 15, 2017 @ 12:55pm 
+rep executed Govan in cold blood.
okcomputer Jul 6, 2017 @ 11:10am