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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 7:56pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 8:46pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 10:25pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 14, 2022 @ 10:53am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 15, 2022 @ 9:19am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 23, 2022 @ 6:52am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 25, 2022 @ 7:36pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 26, 2022 @ 12:52am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 27, 2022 @ 5:34am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 27, 2022 @ 6:04pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 27, 2022 @ 6:35pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 12:50am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 1:05am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 7:29pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 7:32pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 7:39pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 7:51pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 8:14pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 11:41pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 14, 2022 @ 3:10pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 15, 2022 @ 10:47am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 22, 2022 @ 12:45pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 25, 2022 @ 7:36pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 15, 2022 @ 7:19pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 15, 2022 @ 7:19pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 15, 2022 @ 7:19pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked Jan 27, 2022 @ 3:14pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 7:32pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 8:14pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 10:32pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jan 14, 2022 @ 10:31am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 7:30pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 7:30pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 7:48pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 10:26pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked Jan 25, 2022 @ 8:50pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked Jan 23, 2022 @ 12:33am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 7:29pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 8:05pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 14, 2022 @ 9:26am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 7:34pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 8:26pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked Jan 14, 2022 @ 9:26am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 7:58pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked Jan 14, 2022 @ 9:26am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked Jan 21, 2022 @ 8:28pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 7:45pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 10:00pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked Jan 15, 2022 @ 9:19am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked Jan 14, 2022 @ 9:26am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked Jan 25, 2022 @ 7:17pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked Jan 27, 2022 @ 12:39pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked Jan 14, 2022 @ 8:45pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 25, 2022 @ 11:12pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 27, 2022 @ 2:01pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked Jan 20, 2022 @ 10:34am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked Jan 26, 2022 @ 1:17am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked Jan 27, 2022 @ 6:13pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked Jan 23, 2022 @ 12:04pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked Jan 27, 2022 @ 12:39pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked Jan 27, 2022 @ 6:14pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked Jan 27, 2022 @ 7:09pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked Jan 27, 2022 @ 7:26pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 12:51am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 7:37pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 7:59pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked Jan 14, 2022 @ 10:27am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked Jan 25, 2022 @ 7:28pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 7:46pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked Jan 14, 2022 @ 9:26am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 8:45pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked Jan 14, 2022 @ 10:28am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked Jan 22, 2022 @ 9:58pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked Jan 15, 2022 @ 1:39pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 1:00am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked Feb 6, 2022 @ 8:14pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked Jan 15, 2022 @ 10:47am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 1:01am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked Jan 23, 2022 @ 12:42pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked Jan 27, 2022 @ 4:48am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 26, 2022 @ 3:25am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked Jan 25, 2022 @ 7:34pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 27, 2022 @ 2:01pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 27, 2022 @ 7:17pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked Jan 25, 2022 @ 8:31pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 3:00am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 12:42am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jan 15, 2022 @ 1:35pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 15, 2022 @ 3:49pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 25, 2022 @ 11:12pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked Jan 16, 2022 @ 7:46am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked Jan 26, 2022 @ 2:20am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked Feb 6, 2022 @ 8:25pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked Feb 20, 2022 @ 6:53pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked Feb 6, 2022 @ 10:48pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 1:42am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 1:43am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked Feb 6, 2022 @ 8:07pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 1:45am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked Feb 7, 2022 @ 11:06am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked Feb 7, 2022 @ 7:18pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked Jan 23, 2022 @ 12:04pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked Jan 26, 2022 @ 12:44am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked Jan 25, 2022 @ 8:52pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked Jan 27, 2022 @ 6:25pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 27, 2022 @ 7:17pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 1:03am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 1:22am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 1:44am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked Jan 26, 2022 @ 12:16am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked Jan 27, 2022 @ 6:13pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 1:05am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 2:43am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked Jan 27, 2022 @ 2:01pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked Jan 27, 2022 @ 6:58pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 6:58pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked Feb 6, 2022 @ 10:29pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 4:41am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked Jan 22, 2022 @ 1:31am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked Jan 21, 2022 @ 12:41pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Jan 27, 2022 @ 7:23pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 1:00am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 12:45am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 1:02am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 1:32am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 2:19am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 2:37am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 2:38am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 2:52am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 2:59am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 3:22am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jan 25, 2022 @ 7:28pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jan 25, 2022 @ 8:47pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked Jan 27, 2022 @ 6:14pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 2:38am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 27, 2022 @ 12:39pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked Jan 27, 2022 @ 2:51am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked Jan 27, 2022 @ 2:03pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked Jan 27, 2022 @ 12:39pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 1:21am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 1:39am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 2:39am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 2:47am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 2:57am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 3:00am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 27, 2022 @ 2:07pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 27, 2022 @ 7:38pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 1:57am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 3:08am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 3:43am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked Feb 6, 2022 @ 8:09pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked Feb 6, 2022 @ 8:20pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked Feb 6, 2022 @ 8:28pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked Feb 6, 2022 @ 10:26pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 7:29pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 8:19pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked Jan 14, 2022 @ 10:01am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked Jan 23, 2022 @ 7:09pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked Jan 27, 2022 @ 3:34am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked Jan 27, 2022 @ 6:14pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 9:17pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked Jan 15, 2022 @ 9:19am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked Jan 25, 2022 @ 10:48pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked Jan 27, 2022 @ 2:01pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked Jan 27, 2022 @ 7:09pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 11:41pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 21, 2022 @ 12:41pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 26, 2022 @ 1:00am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 27, 2022 @ 6:12pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 1:03am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 1:40am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 1:46am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 2:15am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 3:22am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 3:34am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 3:24am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 3:20am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 3:34am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 3:34am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 4:23am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 3:34am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 4:40am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 4:41am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 4:41am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 4:46am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 4:48am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 6:36pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked Jan 15, 2022 @ 7:19pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked Jan 22, 2022 @ 9:59pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked Jan 31, 2022 @ 5:03pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 27, 2022 @ 7:09pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 1:30am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked Jan 27, 2022 @ 6:14pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked Jan 27, 2022 @ 6:45pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked Jan 27, 2022 @ 7:17pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 1:02am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 1:34am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 2:46am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 2:54am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 2:57am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 4:40am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 4:40am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 4:42am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 6:45pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 7:06pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 2:31am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 2:38am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 2:59am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 3:29am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 4:08am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 4:37am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 6:36pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 7:04pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 26, 2022 @ 2:54am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 27, 2022 @ 12:40pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 27, 2022 @ 1:40pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 27, 2022 @ 6:04pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 27, 2022 @ 6:22pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 12:42am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 1:02am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 1:30am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 1:46am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 2:21am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 3:21am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked Feb 6, 2022 @ 11:55am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked Jan 22, 2022 @ 9:58pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jan 26, 2022 @ 1:52am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jan 27, 2022 @ 2:00pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 4:39am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 3:01am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 2:38am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 6:18pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 12:50am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 1:33am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 1:46am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 2:38am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 3:23am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 3:23am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 3:30am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 3:32am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 4:40am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 4:40am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 4:42am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 6:45pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 7:59pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 10:06pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked Feb 7, 2022 @ 10:21am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Jan 21, 2022 @ 5:13am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Feb 12, 2022 @ 11:05am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 2:12pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked Jan 14, 2022 @ 6:40pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked Feb 12, 2022 @ 11:05am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked Feb 6, 2022 @ 8:30pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 3:22am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 3:30am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 3:55am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 4:27am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 6:14pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 31, 2022 @ 1:07pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Feb 6, 2022 @ 11:52am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 2:38am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 3:30am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 3:32am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 4:40am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 4:40am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 6:37pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 6:37pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 7:33pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked Jan 31, 2022 @ 5:01pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked Jan 31, 2022 @ 5:01pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Feb 6, 2022 @ 6:59pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked Feb 6, 2022 @ 7:57pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 6:12pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 7:18pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 4:46am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 4:41am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 6:36pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 7:32pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 7:33pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 31, 2022 @ 1:07pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Feb 6, 2022 @ 4:10pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Feb 6, 2022 @ 7:17pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Feb 6, 2022 @ 12:27pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Feb 6, 2022 @ 7:40pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Feb 6, 2022 @ 7:56pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Feb 6, 2022 @ 8:22pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 2:27pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 2:19pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked Apr 6, 2022 @ 2:29pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 2:19pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 2:19pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 2:19pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 2:19pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 2:20pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 2:20pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked Jan 15, 2022 @ 1:35pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked Feb 6, 2022 @ 8:44pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked Jan 26, 2022 @ 12:49am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 27, 2022 @ 7:10pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 1:05am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 2:49am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 3:30am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 7:04pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 7:04pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked Feb 6, 2022 @ 11:01pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 3:24am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 6:36pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Feb 6, 2022 @ 11:10pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jan 27, 2022 @ 6:39pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 2:54am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 4:39am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 4:39am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 3:24am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 3:30am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 3:32am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 4:40am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 4:40am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 6:37pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 6:37pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 7:33pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked Jan 31, 2022 @ 5:01pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked Jan 31, 2022 @ 5:01pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Feb 6, 2022 @ 6:59pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked Feb 6, 2022 @ 7:57pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked Feb 6, 2022 @ 11:01pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 6:37pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 6:58pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 7:33pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked Jan 31, 2022 @ 4:55pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked Jan 31, 2022 @ 4:55pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked Feb 6, 2022 @ 7:33pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked Feb 6, 2022 @ 8:15pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Feb 6, 2022 @ 11:21pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked Feb 7, 2022 @ 8:52am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked Feb 7, 2022 @ 9:06am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Feb 7, 2022 @ 9:08am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked Feb 11, 2022 @ 2:08pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked Feb 11, 2022 @ 2:32pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 6:58pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 7:33pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 3, 2022 @ 5:43pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 6, 2022 @ 11:55am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Feb 6, 2022 @ 7:57pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Feb 6, 2022 @ 9:40pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Feb 7, 2022 @ 9:39am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Feb 7, 2022 @ 10:19am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 12:50am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 1:28am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 31, 2022 @ 5:03pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Feb 6, 2022 @ 7:06pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Feb 6, 2022 @ 9:55pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Feb 7, 2022 @ 7:22pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Feb 11, 2022 @ 9:12pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 6, 2022 @ 8:15pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 6, 2022 @ 11:01pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Feb 11, 2022 @ 3:15pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Feb 11, 2022 @ 9:10pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked Feb 11, 2022 @ 2:08pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked Feb 11, 2022 @ 9:09pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked Feb 23, 2022 @ 7:48pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked Jan 31, 2022 @ 4:54pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked Feb 6, 2022 @ 6:59pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 6:37pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 6:58pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 7:33pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked Jan 31, 2022 @ 4:55pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked Jan 31, 2022 @ 4:55pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked Feb 6, 2022 @ 7:33pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked Feb 6, 2022 @ 8:15pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Feb 7, 2022 @ 8:53am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked Feb 7, 2022 @ 9:12am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked Feb 7, 2022 @ 10:20am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Feb 7, 2022 @ 7:18pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked Feb 11, 2022 @ 9:09pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked Feb 12, 2022 @ 8:40pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked Jan 27, 2022 @ 12:39pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 27, 2022 @ 7:18pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 1:31am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 2:59am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 3:32am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 31, 2022 @ 4:54pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 31, 2022 @ 4:54pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked Feb 6, 2022 @ 11:21pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked Feb 7, 2022 @ 9:08am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked Feb 11, 2022 @ 3:19pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked Feb 14, 2022 @ 7:46pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 3:25am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 7:17pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Feb 7, 2022 @ 8:50am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 6, 2022 @ 11:21pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Feb 20, 2022 @ 6:29pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked Feb 6, 2022 @ 8:30pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked Jan 27, 2022 @ 6:22pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked Jan 27, 2022 @ 6:04pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 1:05am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 2:51am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 4:01am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 4:39am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Feb 6, 2022 @ 11:54am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Feb 6, 2022 @ 6:59pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Feb 7, 2022 @ 8:52am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Feb 7, 2022 @ 7:18pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Feb 12, 2022 @ 8:40pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 3:34pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 3:30am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 7:33pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Feb 7, 2022 @ 10:21am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 7, 2022 @ 9:39am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 7, 2022 @ 7:27pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 11, 2022 @ 9:09pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 2:45pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 3:41pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked Jan 22, 2022 @ 11:14pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 4:39am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 12, 2022 @ 8:40pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 23, 2022 @ 3:05pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 2:13pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 2:52am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked Feb 7, 2022 @ 9:44am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked Feb 6, 2022 @ 6:59pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked Feb 6, 2022 @ 7:20pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked Feb 6, 2022 @ 9:09pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked Feb 6, 2022 @ 11:24pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked Feb 7, 2022 @ 8:52am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked Feb 7, 2022 @ 9:07am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked Feb 7, 2022 @ 7:18pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked Feb 11, 2022 @ 2:09pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Feb 11, 2022 @ 2:38pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked Feb 12, 2022 @ 8:41pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked Feb 23, 2022 @ 4:23pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Feb 23, 2022 @ 4:23pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked Jan 22, 2022 @ 9:58pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked Feb 23, 2022 @ 7:48pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked Feb 6, 2022 @ 7:20pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked Feb 6, 2022 @ 9:09pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked Feb 7, 2022 @ 9:08am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked Feb 7, 2022 @ 9:39am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked Feb 7, 2022 @ 7:18pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked Feb 7, 2022 @ 7:18pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked Feb 12, 2022 @ 8:41pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Feb 20, 2022 @ 6:30pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked Feb 20, 2022 @ 6:30pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 2:45pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 3:39pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked Jan 27, 2022 @ 7:09pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 2:37am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 3:00am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 4:41am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 6:58pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked Feb 6, 2022 @ 11:55am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked Feb 6, 2022 @ 8:30pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked Feb 11, 2022 @ 2:08pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked Feb 11, 2022 @ 9:09pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked Feb 23, 2022 @ 7:48pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 3:34am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 31, 2022 @ 5:27am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Feb 7, 2022 @ 10:21am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 2:39am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked Feb 6, 2022 @ 8:30pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 3:01am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 7:05pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 2:13pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 3:41pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 7:32pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 7:45pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 7:29pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked Jan 27, 2022 @ 3:14pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 7:56pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked Jan 27, 2022 @ 7:54pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked Jan 27, 2022 @ 8:20pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked Jan 23, 2022 @ 6:52am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 11:18pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 2:12pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 2:16pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 2:16pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 2:16pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 2:18pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 2:18pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 2:18pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 2:18pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 2:25pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 2:37pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 2:16pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 2:17pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 2:19pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 2:12pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 2:12pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 2:12pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 2:12pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 2:12pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 2:46pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 3:42pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 2:12pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 2:12pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 2:12pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 3:37pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 2:15pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 2:13pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 2:38pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 2:18pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 2:18pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 2:18pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 2:18pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 2:18pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 2:23pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 2:25pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 3:34pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 3:34pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 2:18pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 2:18pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 2:23pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 2:12pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 2:12pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 2:12pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 2:12pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 2:12pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 2:46pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 3:42pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 2:12pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 2:12pm



Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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