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José Chung   Bournemouth, United Kingdom (Great Britain)
 
 
A fascist anarcho-capitalist hipster

Most toxic person I know: Femboy
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DARK SOULS™ III
Memorable quotes
"The knob is the main part of the body." - Jamie

"Yoda was supposed to die he was a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pedophile." - Slug

"My wiener is dumb tiny." - York

"Ejaculates on you. Cat face." - York

"If you're not comfortable shoving your ♥♥♥♥ into another mans arsehole, you're gay." - harry

"I want you to ♥♥♥♥ my sister so I can have your powerful seed." - Slug to Me

"Molestation isn't just for kids you know." - Curt

"I'd blow you like a kazoo." - Ciara

"Do you wanna be in a movie? It's the story about how my Dad shoved 52 dead beetles in my ear, it's called 'The holocaust but worse: A story about how my Dad shoved 52 dead beetles in my ear.' You can be Beetle #32" - English Dan

"i donated £15 to a camgirl and now im begging her to refund me the money because i need to buy milk" - English Dan

"if you add 'ed' to the end of something it makes you sound like youre getting drunk: Pissed, sledgehammered, raped. WAIT- maybe not the last one" - Curt

"if you close your eyes and get your arm cut off it wont hurt until you rrealize you cant eat cereal with both hands
i mean idk who eats cereal with both hands but if you do then thats a good example" - American Dan

"It's like a sea dog, but you're never going to get it. Manatee" - Ben

"Jack strikes me as a frank really. He just pops into the discord really confused and goes "WHAT" and then takes a bunch of acid." - American Dan

"the worst thing a woman can be for me is not white" - Posh Josh

"Can I not just relax?" - William

"its great being an adult coz now i can get a cool serial killer nickname like kid raper and dog botherer" - Curt

"Japanese porn is the best because they have minecraft vaginas" - American Dan

"does adam respond well to physical threats" - Josh

"i’m looking at drowning a bucket full of orphaned kittens" - English Dan

"i'm gunna attach a go-pro to your head at uni and play real life elderscrolls" - Josh

"Looting and defrauding; Your ready to burglarize individuals indiscriminately" - Curt

"Having a baby is just keeping ♥♥♥ as a pet" - English Dan

"I was in Camden and this dude was definitely a Nazi. He gave me a Joy Division jumper half price because I said 'How much for the 1488 brother' and shook his hand. I'll always remember that" - James

"As long as its J O Y and not J O I" - My dad

"Meth is pretty active in the anal fisting scene. Meth is also a painkiller and a sedative so you won't feel yourself getting fisted - Ben


"is that actually you Jack? wait i just clocked the bong and xfiles hat of course it you" - English Dan

“Space Jam is when I found out I was straight” - Tom

"Spill the beans before I spill my load" - English Dan

"i wanna be able to fill someone up with so much nut that i can punch them in the stomach and watch it come out like a cream filled doughnut" - English Dan

"That's stonks" - Adam

"What's good? - me, every day
The ceiling" - Adam

"Wife your wife" - Dan

"I was doing breathing exercises earlier. I ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up and I had an erection for 5 hours." - English Dan

"Are you the guy with the ♥♥♥ jar?" - John

"Would you peg your children?" - Jacek

"I'm three thirds of the way done." - Adham

"I wish I had a ♥♥♥♥ sometimes so I could just ♥♥♥♥ anything and not give a ♥♥♥♥." - Sara

"The morning-after pill is like £50 - Sara
The stomach costs nothing" - English Dan

"I bet if I sent a hamster to the UK it would die" - American Dan

"You ever had a ♥♥♥♥ so good it felt gay?" - Ben

"i remember being a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ as a kid" - Pumpkin

"Technically being gay is a deficiency" - Prompto

"I don't know why you're surprised of course I hate the gays" - Prompto

"Your mother barks for me in bed, dog ♥♥♥♥♥ men" - Cameron

"My face is 80% nose" - Jacob

" iam suck you ♥♥♥♥" - SauconyJazz

"who needs girl when you can get femboys" - Pumpkin

"Yeah but you bark in the bedroom" - John

"The 12.7 is the horse ♥♥♥♥ of bullets" - Me

"She's just given birth out of her mouth, she only gave blowjobs so that's the only end it can come out" - My dad

"It's not weird it's just illegal" - Marcello

"That is literally a POV of me about to discipline my kitten on the bed" - Cameron

"Pogophillia" - Ben

"He could pop a wheelie, a boner and a cherry at the same time." - Curt

"I'm going to plow grants" - Tom

"I make my ♥♥♥♥♥ go to bed in her socks so those socks already worn and stank for the morning wank" - John

"Is your a$$hole sunny side up?" - English Dan

02:33 - Cyberpunk Cowboy Redneck is now Online.
02:33 - Cyberpunk Cowboy Redneck has changed their name to TODD TODD TODD TODD.
03:03 - TODD TODD TODD TODD has changed their name to QUAKE DAD.
03:10 - QUAKE DAD has changed their name to PETE HINES WITH A WRENCH.
03:18 - PETE HINES WITH A WRENCH has changed their name to TODD TODD TODD TODD.
03:28 - TODD TODD TODD TODD has changed their name to MOTHMAN.

Recent Activity

1,838 hrs on record
Currently In-Game
338 hrs on record
last played on Apr 14
29 hrs on record
last played on Apr 7
✪Wolf 6 hours ago 
-rep very good inventory+good player
Chillshade Mar 24 @ 3:10am 
hi mate, can you add me? just for a quick chat
:/ Mar 20 @ 10:56am 
-rep nooooooob>miss
stephanGOD Mar 15 @ 2:05am 
-rep troller
richard2p2 Mar 7 @ 7:08pm 
kiddo cryin in cs go lmao
sisterwoman jill Feb 17 @ 11:12pm 
unironically likes getaway sally over number K, :/