Tesla-Donovan Shock Cannon
Keith Vintage
Just a shy-ish guy playing videogames.
Currently Online
22:29 - Looking For Good Webcomics: I once saw him hack 3 servers.
22:30 - Looking For Good Webcomics: With a flash drive.
22:30 - Looking For Good Webcomics: A fucking
22:30 - Looking For Good Webcomics: Flash drive.
22:30 - Corpsemaker♥ [DFS]: well john isn't exactly the anonymous
22:30 - Corpsemaker♥ [DFS]: he's the one you send to hack the fuckin anonymous

18:52 - N: also "JEWS AREN'T POKÉMON"

22:17 - FastCo. VintageKeith: keep drilling you piece of shit
22:17 - brihgt: haha that's what I tell my chinese slave children

"TF2 is an experience that is similar to being kicked in the balls while wearing a fancy hat." - Hammock, 2015

para : haikus are real fun, but sometimes do not make sense, refrigerator

"... because they were saltier than beef jerky on the shore of the Dead Sea." - Borg, 2016

:c : if hangovers are just dehydration, i should get hangovers from all the salt in tf2

aabicus : my computer keeps making the 'happy Windows bloop' and 'oh shit Windows bloop' for no good reason and its driving me insane

"Does alcohol effect the brain effect the alcohol?" -Saxy, 2016

"What if the jorney is 9 months of childbirth but the destination is the child?" -Ako, 2016

"2Fort is the Sonic OC of Team Fortress." -Hammock, 2016

"find me a highlander match where one team has a different class composition than the other" - /u/hotboyhotboy

"I think they wanted to tease us, but they put the hook too far in and we stole the bait." -/u/Fluffy_Apple

10:48 - Hammock: i proved razorback doesnt counter spy
10:48 - VintageKeith: amby?
10:48 - Hammock: by stabbing it, cloaking, running back and stabbing him
10:48 - VintageKeith: ...

"If they attack you, you beat the living shit out of them. That's the rule of life." -Hammock, 2016

21:30 - Hammock #1 potato farmer: invest in printer ink, paper, depressed worker, middle management and then cocaine like at the top

"Audiosurf is just shit flying at your eyes." -21, 2016

"The Bible is just fanfiction of Jesus." -Hammock, 2016

"People underestimate the ass." -21, 2016

Kyle : I would ask you to speak english but that might make things complicated

16:12 - Valkyr Code Wolfy: does he know how to NOT run towards a blinking brick?
16:12 - VintageKeith: probably
16:12 - Valkyr Code Wolfy: good
16:12 - Valkyr Code Wolfy: that's all I need
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Recent Activity

1,280 hrs on record
last played on Jul 15
269 hrs on record
last played on Jul 15
Livanski Jun 20 @ 12:14am 
I see you have many useless craftable TF2 items So I can give one of my hats for all of them.
Check my profile (link in bio) and send me steam trade offer if its ok for you. Thanks for attention!
Smurfit Kappa Jun 9 @ 3:47am 
I get the uavs faster than you can shoot them down mate :steamsalty:
Tesla-Donovan Shock Cannon Jan 1 @ 10:00am 
no, meddozer, pls no.
Wicket Dec 17, 2017 @ 7:15pm 
'Anas_alrefai™ Nov 29, 2017 @ 8:32am 
Awesome profile
'Anas_alrefai™ Nov 26, 2017 @ 2:51am 
Have a nice day partner. And... You're a nice person. Keep it up. :heart: