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18 of 50 (36%) achievements earned:

Personal Achievements
Unlocked Sep 26, 2016 @ 6:25am

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2016 @ 12:05pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2016 @ 1:10pm

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked Sep 29, 2016 @ 12:01pm


You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked Oct 1, 2016 @ 1:14am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2016 @ 6:11am

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2016 @ 12:55am


You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked Oct 1, 2016 @ 5:39am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2016 @ 5:38am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2016 @ 12:25pm

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked Oct 1, 2016 @ 1:04am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked Oct 1, 2016 @ 1:43am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked Oct 1, 2016 @ 6:38am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked Oct 1, 2016 @ 7:08am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked Sep 27, 2016 @ 12:35pm

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2016 @ 6:51am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2016 @ 2:54am


You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked Oct 1, 2016 @ 6:39am

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.


Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.


You opened all of the garages in South Park.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.


You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.


You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.


You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.


You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.


You have collected half of the available costume sets.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.

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