DrSasquatch
Sometimes Sam. Also Nick.   Seattle, Washington, United States
 
 
I am right behind you.

CAG: Dr Sasquatch [www.cheapassgamer.com]
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Grate... cheese for dinner.
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21 Hours played
Coconut Queen is an amazing game, but it is also a chance for you to discover the island of Lui Lui (which sounds like Louie Louie -- go ahead and use that as the soundtrack for the rest of this review), which is mysteriously devoid of females! How mysterious! If you like games or spending time on tropical islands, you will probably have a blast with this game. If you are a fan of both games AND tropical islands, you will discover that Coconut Queen is a portal to a beautiful world where pigs skate on mayonnaise and Tony Hawk watches C-Span with Michael Jordan while refrigerated bread sticks eat themselves and multiply into a deafening crescendo of smooth crunching heavy metal guitars and the sky is filled with rainbows made of fire! What are you waiting for? Get your favorite snack and the best computer monitor in the world and get ready to let the Coconutty Queenliness of Coconut Queen wash over you like a hundred-trillion oceans of Brawny Gents!
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"Ding-a-ling-a-ding-ding-dong," said the ice cream truck. "RRRRRRRRRR," said the Zombie, stumbling to his feet. "MMMMMhh," said the Mummy, already shambling after the ice cream truck. "RRRRRRRR!" The Zombie limped after the Mummy. When the Zombie caught up
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Herein I will delve into a few of the ways you can navigate this particularly treacherous level before the bad guys get your head.
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HOW TO BEEF IT
Step One: Beef it in the Sun
Step Two: Beef it in the Stew
Step Three: Beef it in a Tree
Step Four: Beef it out the Door

Everybody's Beefin' It Tonight
Everybody's Beefin' It, So Don't Get Left Behind
Beef it to the Left
Beef it to the Right
Beef it all around the World to get the Feeling Right

Beef Beef Beef Beef Beef Beef Beef Beef

Everybody knows that your beefhole is the best
One in the world
Don't Let Others get you down
'Cause, Beefhole, you're my girl

BEEF IT x1,000,000,000
Salien Stats
Level Reached
25
Bosses Fought
48

Experience Earned
63,048,751
Recent Activity
1,483 hrs on record
last played on Dec 4
1,348 hrs on record
last played on Dec 4
345 hrs on record
last played on Nov 21
MURK Dec 24, 2017 @ 9:10am 
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MURK Dec 31, 2016 @ 7:21am 
Happy New Year!
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Frithsblessing Jun 28, 2016 @ 6:42pm 
Thank you for the second round secret santa summer gifts! I've heard lots of great things about Undertale. I look forward to playing it.
utopianmachine Jun 12, 2015 @ 5:46pm 
DrSasquatch! What wonderful gifts! I wanted Van Helsing II a ton, and I've heard great things about Valkyria Chronicles! Thanks so much! I hope your secret santa is as equally awesome as you. :squirtyay:
dogiges are cheaters & bbanned Mar 26, 2014 @ 1:28pm 
funny lol waggles worth love ku game u love nosggoth oto much