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Coconut Queen is an amazing game, but it is also a chance for you to discover the island of Lui Lui (which sounds like Louie Louie -- go ahead and use that as the soundtrack for the rest of this review), which is mysteriously devoid of females! How mysterious! If you like games or spending time on tropical islands, you will probably have a blast with this game. If you are a fan of both games AND tropical islands, you will discover that Coconut Queen is a portal to a beautiful world where pigs skate on mayonnaise and Tony Hawk watches C-Span with Michael Jordan while refrigerated bread sticks eat themselves and multiply into a deafening crescendo of smooth crunching heavy metal guitars and the sky is filled with rainbows made of fire! What are you waiting for? Get your favorite snack and the best computer monitor in the world and get ready to let the Coconutty Queenliness of Coconut Queen wash over you like a hundred-trillion oceans of Brawny Gents!
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"Ding-a-ling-a-ding-ding-dong," said the ice cream truck.

"RRRRRRRRRR," said the Zombie, stumbling to his feet.

"MMMMMhh," said the Mummy, already shambling after the ice cream truck.

"RRRRRRRR!" The Zombie limped after the Mummy.

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Golden Dec 24, 2017 @ 9:10am 
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Mabec Dec 24, 2017 @ 2:03am 
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Golden Dec 31, 2016 @ 7:21am 
Happy New Year!
Frithsblessing Jun 28, 2016 @ 6:42pm 
Thank you for the second round secret santa summer gifts! I've heard lots of great things about Undertale. I look forward to playing it.
utopianmachine Jun 12, 2015 @ 5:46pm 
DrSasquatch! What wonderful gifts! I wanted Van Helsing II a ton, and I've heard great things about Valkyria Chronicles! Thanks so much! I hope your secret santa is as equally awesome as you. :squirtyay:
why amc why nt showing premium f Mar 26, 2014 @ 1:28pm 
funny lol waggles worth love ku game u love nosggoth oto much