Salem
 
 
About Me
~Former Combat Engineer (RAE) in the 4th Combat Engineer Regiment, Trained with the 20th Explosive Ordnance Disposal Squadron, Avid supporter of Militarism and somewhat National Service.

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Team Fortress 2 Competitive History
Highlander
UGC S14 AUS/NZ Steel - Francium | Core Medic | 12th Place
UGC S15 AUS/NZ Steel - Macchiato: The Team | Core Medic | 8th Place
UGC S16 AUS/NZ Steel - Macchiato: The Team | Sub Medic | 5th Place
UGC S17 AUS/NZ Steel - Tiger Mafia | Sub Medic/Scout | 1st Place
UGC S18 AUS/NZ Steel - Bacon Ascending | Sub Medic | 1st Place
UGC S19 AUS/NZ Plat - Lovable 8 | Sub Medic | 4th Place
UGC S20 AUS/NZ - Buttons | Core Medic | ????
UGC S21 AUS/NZ - Influxed | Sub Med/Sniper | ????
UGC S23 AUS/NZ - High Level Team? | Sub Med/Sniper | 4th Place

6's
UGC S19 AUS/NZ - Nine Inch Males | Sub Medic | 7th Place

OWL 13 - Show Me Your Crits | Core Medic | Disbanded

4s
UGC S4 AUS/NZ - Corrupt | Core Fuck-Around | 9th Place
UGC S5 AUS/NZ - Jamaican Bobsled Team | Sub Fuck-Around | 13th Place
UGC S6 AUS/NZ - Killuminati | Sub | 5th Place

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Notable Quotes and Shit


Chase: Where is the medics dispenser?

Modus: Why are they so many asian languages, in the end they all mean rice

Assassin Krasha: Scourge your my new role model

hairybeermonster : dude you have issues , maybe you got raped as a kid, ok , but thats not our fauolt

Chase: but i don't want to bang the alien

Axios: I'm pretty sure Greenish is into BDSM

Rainlord: Time to die, UGC Scourge. Fucking cunthead.

Skye: focus Gooch, he's fucked in the head

Salem: ez game
Shady: ik holy fuck
Shady: that was like
Shady: soggy cereal division

A Daewoo Lanos: The only thing Kathy can calculate is the distance between her plate and her mouth when it comes to food.

Ellix: you should work for maccas
Ellix: they can start putting more salt on their fries

CakBud has renamed their Taunt: The Balloonibouncer to Salem
CakBud: now i can ride you

∝ Epiphany: I was lookin for kids ok

Pancake: I THOUGHT LF MEANT "LETS FUCK"

♥Ailurus♥: Head is all salem is good for.

Valkjrye: Why is there a dog hair in my vagina?



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Comments
P4S7RY - Cthulhu Enthusiast Nov 12, 2019 @ 3:52am 
FiLtHy HaCkeR, neck snapped 15 miles away, would [REDACTED] again xdddd
BARK Nov 11, 2019 @ 8:08pm 
hot garbage =w= +rep
Long Inch of Love Nov 11, 2019 @ 6:28pm 
-rep says he's good at destiny but is actually hot garbage
Valkjrye Oct 29, 2019 @ 4:03am 
-rep furry weeb
BARK Aug 12, 2019 @ 1:34am 
+rep best main_medic