Salbolt
The Welsh Sheep   New South Wales, Australia
 
 
"Mortemus: i prefer skype"

Currently In-Game
Dota 2
Achievement Showcase
6,332
Achievements
34
Perfect Games
40%
Avg. Game Completion Rate
Luke's profile is foul
"I will carry your laptop like I carry Smalex every game." ~ Munchlax 2015

"A match was found for you, but Hiero II failed to accept it."

Salbolt: cut the sass mate
Grand Wizard Alorik: IT'S ALL I HAVE YOU CUNT MUNCHING PLUM MISTAKING DILDO

Grand Wizard Alorik: you a woolie sheep
Grand Wizard Alorik: cuz u work at woolies
Grand Wizard Alorik: and u a sheep

Mortemus: i prefer skype

Hiero II: My bellybutton is my vagina

Smalex: I rolled over and a spider bit my nipple

Smalex: How long does it take to squeeze a turd out of your ass

tctn: You're hard, I'm soft
Favorite Game
2,461
Hours played

Recent Activity

2,461 hrs on record
Currently In-Game
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last played on Mar 22
0.7 hrs on record
last played on Mar 22
10-4 dinosaur Dec 24, 2017 @ 3:02pm 
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10-4 dinosaur Jul 29, 2017 @ 6:37pm 
"Salbolt: I was trying to do a cute anime girl." Proof you're a weeb.
Woofin Feb 3, 2017 @ 12:42am 
No problem, happy to serve!
Salbolt Feb 3, 2017 @ 12:12am 
Righto thanks Neil, I will be more careful in the future
Woofin Feb 3, 2017 @ 12:00am 
Hello their loyal customer! This is Neil Andblome from Telstra co. and we've noticed some suspicious activity on your isp service account. Underneath your modem username "Pedo4LifeSendPics" we've noticed frequent search queries on google.com for 'child porn', 'nude children' and 'child orgies'. I respectfully request you remove your browser history and cease searching these terms, or we will be forced to contact your local police station.

Happy Internet Browsing, Neil
10-4 dinosaur Dec 24, 2016 @ 12:14pm 
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