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Phocus Dec 11, 2018 @ 7:53pm 
-Rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship. I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life. When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard♥♥♥♥♥♥push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
BuFFrr Aug 13, 2018 @ 8:38pm 
diabetic retard Dec 14, 2017 @ 7:19pm 
why doesn't my body make insulin?
jazzy pants Dec 5, 2017 @ 4:33pm 
i miss the old smasters
that post malone smasters
that feel like home smasters
gimme bone smasters

every time we smashster
used to end in laughter
now its a disaster
why u gon' smasters?
rad1ey Nov 28, 2017 @ 7:25pm 
+rep ate my♥♥♥♥♥ tounge of a goddess
Krumbcake Nov 28, 2017 @ 7:19pm 
i eat♥♥♥♥♥without question