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s̶o̶m̶e̶ A fucking load of shit about me
As a bit of a disclaimer if I seem like an utter prick from the summary below keep in mind that I've done this as a precation to stop idiots from being idiots and/or from adding me as a whole. In this case, don't be an idiot.

Status info:
Online/away: Probably talking to friends or taking a shit (I like to take my shits in piece so give it 5 minutes
Busy: Away from keyborad, eating, getting bitched at, bitching at someone or doing photoshop. Either way don't even bother because I won't respond
In-game: Responces will be super slow. If I'm playing APB, don't bother. The overlay hates that game and 9/10 I can't hear the notification sound due to getting riddled with bullets.
Looking to play/trade: I misclicked busy
Offline: Ded

Please don't add me to whore for attention, like saying hello and then going "fine ignore me, I'm going to cry in the corner now because someone on the internet can't be glued to their screen" 2 minutes later. I have my own spastic problems to tend to and if you do act like a whiney bitch I'll just simply remove you and block you for being a fuckwit. Get some help rarther than whining like a shit piece at someone who simply doesn't give a fuck. Unless you're a close friend, then I'll tell you to shut up if it gets on my nerves. Also don't add me soley for ERP

Game related F.A.Q (for people who want to remind me to tell me how bad I am at games) I do not intend to please everyone so take what you can get or look elsewhere:

Q: Why was I kicked from your payday 2 Why did you votekick me you faggot piece of shit?
A: I'm british

Q: Why are you so mad?
A: I'm british

Q: Why are you so bad?
A: You guessed it

Q: Why can't you be nicer?
A: I'm only nice to those that gain my respect

Q: I'm british and I'm a nicer person than you
A: Then get deported to a remote island because you're not british if you're nice.

Q: You're shit at TF2
A: And water is wet you fucking weeaboo.

Q: You're shit at payday
A: Then why did you bother joining my lobby you weeaboo?

Personal F.A.Q (Apparantly you need to be an edgelord to have one of these, unfortunately I am not qualified as I am not 12 anymore and also it's 2AM as I am writing this so cut me a break)

Q: Why do you hate weeaboos?
A: I hate most of them, not all of them. Just the ones who are cunts

Q: Which fandom(s) do you hate?
A: All of them

Q: Which fandoms do you like?
A: None of them

Q: Are you a lier
A: Yes I lie on my bed every night

Q:How old are you?
A: I don't know

Q: Sexuality?
A: Kiss my ass

Q: Scum
A: I'm british, I have a right to be a cunt

Q: Favorite pony
A: Whichever one makes me happiest when I walk out of bet365.

Q: Are you really a guy IRL?
A: Why- [theelephantsconscience.files.wordpress.com]

Q: Hey I added you to tra-
A: Someone didn't read the summary text above :p Also check under you bed tonight

Q: Why all these questions?
A: Because warframe is downloading at 52 KB/S and it's a fucking 4GB update

If any of these questions have made you feel uncomfortable into adding me just post a comment on my profile and I'm sure we could sort something out. Or not.
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Phising bots: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssC77hapv0g
My account login details [youareanidiot.org]
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