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Not Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 0.3 hrs on record
Posted: May 23, 2018 @ 2:41pm
Updated: Feb 27, 2020 @ 2:58pm

Early Access Review
This game is complete and utter garbage. Not only did they make a garbage game, they also attempted to draw people into this awful game by posting a fake review. An account with over 28 hours of gameplay gave a stellar review to this utter turd the day it came out, 28 hours being an impossible amount of time to have played this trash.

28 hours is probably how long it took someone to build this unpolished turd, not one person will ever play it that long, I can't see anyone even putting an hour into it.

The battle royale market is booming and now is apparently the time for every half-assed coder out there to try and cash in.

I wasted 11 minutes of my life so you don't have to. You can just take my word for it, or watch this video and save yourself the time of installing and uninstalling.


https://youtu.be/50fUwqCcp5U
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Obey the Fist! Jan 30 @ 10:49pm 
I love seeing honest reviews for bad products
WHITEGIRLSHOOKEDONHEROIN Apr 6, 2019 @ 12:10pm 
bruh i think we all know this game is trash you didnt need to write an entire essay
Dolph Jul 12, 2018 @ 3:13pm 
the dev didn't play the game he sat at starter menu, he kept failing to load.
Kitsune Yojimbo Jun 8, 2018 @ 7:23am 
To be fair, the graphics make it look like a complete Fortnite ripoff, but still somehow MUCH less interesting. Like what Spear of Destiny was to Dark Souls.
TasteFlavored May 28, 2018 @ 3:59am 
Hey, dumb question. How did you imbed that video like that?
Skibidi May 25, 2018 @ 10:17pm 
geez chill
Cyanmurder May 25, 2018 @ 7:55pm 
How the hell did a guy with .1 hour of play time gave a thumb up? F.ker didnt even play the game. Im not talking about you twitch.
ProVegaGamer May 25, 2018 @ 2:29pm 
I have no idea how to pick up weapons or get out of the safe zone. This game shouldn't even be on steam. The videos were also misleading.
Red Death May 25, 2018 @ 8:24am 
This is most certainly not a case of not trying the game. Within 11 minutes I discovered at least 5 reasons to uninstall the game, it is a poor excuse for a cash grab and you don't need to play 28 hours to see that.
Dancing Banana Man May 25, 2018 @ 6:36am 
I can't tell if Parittyaa is being serious or not.