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Personal Achievements
 

Pet Cemetery

Kill all of Tony's pets... I'm tired of them pooping on my lawn.
Unlocked Oct 13 @ 9:27am

Jesus, Are You Still Listening To This?

Listen to the entirety of Pop Up's introduction, and ignore the homeless man being murdered outside your door.
Unlocked Oct 13 @ 9:12am

Clone on Clone Crime

Let the two arguing clones kill each other and then don't report it... This isn't game for snitches!
Unlocked Oct 13 @ 10:55am

Instant Clone Soup

Collect the clone DNA in under 10 minutes. That's it? That's all they have to do? Man, we're just giving these things away.
Unlocked Oct 13 @ 11:55am

It's A Video Game, Kill Something!

Don't kill any villagers, because God forbid you do something out of the ordinary!
Unlocked Oct 18 @ 10:39am

BBALL IN THE BBALL HOLE

IT'S BBALL TIME IN THE BBALL HOLE PLACE! MAKE ONE BBALL BASKET IN THE TELEPOD LIKE A GOOD LITTLE BBALL BOY OR BBALL GIRL!
Unlocked Oct 13 @ 10:24am

Bet You Can't Make 100

You made 10 baskets, now make 100! Come on, what else do you gotta do today?
Unlocked Oct 13 @ 12:23pm

You Didn't Have To Do That

You killed a NPC. That’s gonna affect the whole game! That’s right, your actions have consequences this game!
Unlocked Oct 4 @ 10:47am



BALL FUN TIME

Bounce a ball 25 times in the apartment, because apparently that's more fun than the actual game.

Daddy Gotta Eat!

Instead of feeding the poor, feed Gail's roommate in under 5 minutes!

Really? This Game's Not That Good

Replay the game, instead of getting a real job.

The Ultimate Happy Ending

Collect all Power Babies in the game. Then prepare to have your shnudler ringled!
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