Admiral Riker
also known as SAAndCookies or 🐳 Admiral Riker 🐳   United Kingdom (Great Britain)
 
 
commmmunsit empire discord: https://discord.gg/4UrZx8MHello This Is Commander Riker of the starship Enterprise. I play games on steam. I don't know how you are reading this I'm telling the computer to put this on my steam accout in the 24th century... ye want some Vision?

I'm a proud spaggettitarian

I also feel compelled to share some information about who I am, so here we go… If I had a waffle maker, I’d never use it. Ooh. We’re getting closer. Can you feel it?




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afhMMcAHlKw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpb_5mYp_0o&index=66&list=PLv3TTBr1W_9tpgsEZEf3RY1GwJR9lDTni

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhhVw_cbQ9g&list=PLv3TTBr1W_9tpgsEZEf3RY1GwJR9lDTni&index=75

The road to hell is paved with good intentions.

It might be the warriors who get the glory, but the engineers bulid the scociety.

Good ideas start with good words, good words start with good intentions.

We can sure cure many diseases, we can heal serious injuries, we can can even extend our lifespans by years, but for all our knowlege, for all our advances, we are just as mortal as you are. We are just as powerless to prevent the inevitable.

We can build a weapon that mimics the furnace of our sun and the winds of neptune, but yet we cant predict the weather more than a few minutes ahead of time.

Villans who twirl their moustashes are easy to spot, but villans who hide themselves in good deeds are well camouflaged.

The whole point of a doomsday machine is lost if you keep it a secret.

If we be damned, let us be damned for who we truly are.

I'm singing the song of victory,
My many have sang this song,
But when they do sing they sing with pride,
For they have just won the war.

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RIKER, ADMIRAL. WILLIAM T.
AYY ITS THE COMMANDAH

I play games, thats why I have steam, obviously. Im a Huge Star Trek fan, I make star trek fourm weps Here!

List Of Favorite Games

1. Civilization V [steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net], This is my favorite game in all of existence. This game blends strategy with history and changes how I think about turn-based games. This game works alright with lower-end comuters and great with moderate computers. I command you to buy it now, if you have the money, of course. Oh, and the music so the best part, its so lovely, my favorite pecies are the euopean songs ( https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLSHSMZeQtdOb-913_NQotWVnAhORIne_t ).

2. WWW.SKAMHUB.CUM

3. Team Fortress 2, If you are reading this i hope you have tf2! TF2 is my most played game on steam. Its very fun an exiting! I made about 90% of my fried CCHICKN


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The Quite Really Riker soundtrak :whale:

1. Triple kkk mafia (thats 9 k's!)
2. My Fravorite
3. Wailord Spectrum - My Favorite!
4. badhales.tf
5. MerMer
6. Praise Pink Wails
7. The 7th Planet From the Sun
8. WailHelm Rules All

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Favorite Vids

1. Berdthday boy

2. Bob James Star Trek Main Theme

3. The Picard Video

4. Hey Guys

5. Let It Snow

6. Data Raps


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:whale:WALL OF U.R.A.N.U.S - My closest steam friends. :whale:

U n greatful
R reasonable
A mazing
N ifty
U ncool
S ociety

:whale:My best steam friends would be Federa http://steamcommunity.com/id/Federa4875 , Etho5648 http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198213693495 , and CaPtAiN_LoLz http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198259856835 :whale:





wall of gigs and gags or whatever its like 1 in the morning pls help



Dr. Medes ☕: Shet I exposed my real name
William T. Riker: k
William T. Riker: good
William T. Riker: hi
William T. Riker: ik ur name
William T. Riker: its dr medes hahahahaha
Dr. Medes ☕: Shet how you know?!?
William T. Riker: idk
William T. Riker: just came to me


Festive Medes ☕: havent played vsh in so long
SAAndCookies - badhales.tf: lol
-Licherally like 4 seconds later-
Festive Medes ☕: yo
Festive Medes ☕: you idle?



SAAndCookies - badhales.tf: ay m8
SAAndCookies - badhales.tf: wot came forst
SAAndCookies - badhales.tf: the chicken or te egg
der Mann: The Bee Movie
SAAndCookies - badhales.tf: oh yea
SAAndCookies - badhales.tf: i forgot about that part



SAAndCookies - badhales.tf: what came first the chicken or the egg?
marble_: neither the earth is a hologram
FeElings: your mom
FeElings: the government faked the earth landing
Federa: Michoo .3. Dabs


Pocket Mate : What do you call a gay rollerskater?
Pocket Mate : Roller-Aids


SAAndCookies: guess what the rock is cookin
Federa: wait im buildin







SAAndCookies: aa
SAAndCookies: aaa
SAAndCookies: aaaa
SAAndCookies: aaaaa
SAAndCookies: aaaaaa
SAAndCookies: aaaaaaaa
SAAndCookies: aaaaaaaaa
SAAndCookies: aaaaaaaaaaaa
SAAndCookies: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
SAAndCookies: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
SAAndCookies: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
SAAndCookies: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
SAAndCookies: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa



Patriot Duck: Can you feel time moving through your spine
Patriot Duck: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO



SAAndCookies - badhales.tf: ITS JUST
SAAndCookies - badhales.tf: ME
SAAndCookies - badhales.tf: YOU
SAAndCookies - badhales.tf: AND MY BARE HANDS
Federa: and my bare hands
SAAndCookies - badhales.tf: lo
SAAndCookies - badhales.tf: l
SAAndCookies - badhales.tf: Il
SAAndCookies - badhales.tf: ARE YOU REALLY THE STRONGEST MAN ON YOUR TEAM?
Federa: Give up! Or face Australian justice...
SAAndCookies - badhales.tf: OI CUT ME WAY OUTTA PRIMATE 'ELL
SAAndCookies - badhales.tf: FIGHT LIKE A MANN!
Federa: I'LL BUY YOUR TEAM OUT WITH MY DAMN BARE HANDS
SAAndCookies - badhales.tf: PATCHOULI OIL..., ENTITLEMENT..., POSTER BOARD GLUE..., SMOOTH HANDS... HIIPPIIIIIIEEEESSS!!!
Federa: Reader.
Federa: If you thought the first 2 pages of my comic
Federa: contained too much bare knuckled excitement
Federa: then prepare to have your EYES BREAK FROM WIDENING AND SUPRISE
Federa: AND YOUR COMIC-HOLDING HANDS
Federa: FALL OFF YOUR VERY ARMS
Federa: WHEN YOU GET THE REST OF THIS ACTION PACKED ISH
Federa: STARRING ME
SAAndCookies - badhales.tf: SAXTON HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SAAndCookies - badhales.tf: My job is done, yyoooouuure finished.
Federa: ^^^
Federa: Hahahaha, oh that tickles!
SAAndCookies - badhales.tf: Ummm... they were all 'ippies roit
SAAndCookies - badhales.tf: ?
Federa: We're gonna need an ambulance
Federa: Let's go kill some hippies
SAAndCookies - badhales.tf: YOU PICKED A FOIT WITH THE WWRRRONG MANN!
Federa: Maybe you should buy a better weapon at Mann Co!
SAAndCookies - badhales.tf: JUMPIN LIKE A KANGAROO WONT 'ELP YOU
SAAndCookies - badhales.tf: YOU MAY BE AUSTRAILIAN
SAAndCookies - badhales.tf: BUT YOUR NO MATCH FOR MOI
Federa: Real men fight, they don't heal!
SAAndCookies - badhales.tf: *hail*
Federa: well, he's german, so...
SAAndCookies - badhales.tf: lol wanna accualy play saxton
SAAndCookies - badhales.tf: i feel a sudden urge
Federa: ye
SAAndCookies - badhales.tf: through my spine



Festive Medes ☕: U n greatful
R reasonable
A mazing
N ifty
U ncool
S ociety
Festive Medes ☕: U ncool
Festive Medes ☕: Uncool
Festive Medes ☕: "uncool"
Festive Medes ☕: Hey! That's what my crush at school gave me as a nickname!
Festive Medes ☕: nu...that'd be sad af...
Festive Medes ☕: e
SAAndCookies - Happy New Year!: but it's true



Jean-Luc Picard: loudest voice wins
Jean-Luc Picard: GIT EM
Jean-Luc Picard: FEKIN GIT EM]
Jean-Luc Picard: YOU DIDN'T GIT EM
William T. Riker: noooooooooooooo



Federa: a
William T. Riker: big
Federa: nazi
William T. Riker: killed
Federa: some
William T. Riker: jews
Federa: in
William T. Riker: jewville
Federa: chambers
William T. Riker: they
Federa: heiled
William T. Riker: the
Federa: adolf
William T. Riker: god
Federa: of
William T. Riker: peace
Federa: and
William T. Riker: all
Federa: of
William T. Riker: the
Federa: nazis
William T. Riker: loved
Federa: daddy
William T. Riker: nazi



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federa May 18 @ 7:46pm 
+rep asian
You02 May 13 @ 5:26pm 
die
You02 May 13 @ 5:26pm 
:steamhappy:
You02 May 13 @ 5:26pm 
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ColeKane May 13 @ 4:46pm 
lol gay:steammocking:
federa May 11 @ 3:43pm 
Huh, you must be pretty insecure to say that while having a private profile. :sans: